Characters played by Graham Chapman
A Humble Woodcutter
Attendant
Bulle Hegel
Buyer
Chicken Miner
Colin Tiger Harris
Famous Berlin Specialist
Golden Post Customer
Judge
Lunais
Man from Gladbach
Martin Anthill
Mountie Chorus
Mrs.Mund
Nurse in The Merchant of Venice
Queen
Rapist
Sociologist
Third Frenchman
Undertaker
Vampire
Wilhelm Tell
Woman with Umbrella
Characters played by John Cleese
Archimedes
Attendant
Fourth Frenchman
Golden Post Head Waiter
Herr Köhler
Little Red Riding Hood
Man #1 at Exhibition Board
Mario Pirelli
Mountie Chorus
Narrator
Priest
Prince Bernhard
Professor
Reporter
Spectator
Stake Your Claim Presenter
TV Anchor
Characters played by Eric Idle
Abe Seagull
Albrecht Dürer
Customer
Defense Lawyer
Farmer with dog
Golden Post Waiter
Host
Lunais' Mother
Mountie Chorus
Norbert Schulze
Peruvian Pension Minister
Prince Tausendschön
Rapist
Shakespearean Expert
Socrates
Spectator
Sven Bordlander
TV Anchor
Torch Runner
Woodcutter's Wife
Characters played by Terry Jones
Albrecht Dürer Singer
Angry Customer
Ceremonial Menu Waiter
First Frenchman
Frank Tut-ench-Amun
Heinz the Stuttgart Rapist
Hitchhiker
Karl Marx
King Otto
Kwame M'Boko
Man with Fez
Mountie Chorus
Mr.Hase
Nobleman
Pirelli's Mother
Prof. Thilo Wegener
Undertaker
Characters played by Michael Palin
Arthur Lustgarten
Arthur Wolf
Chairman
Chicken Miner
Dr. Bender
Friedrich Nietzsche
Golden Post Waiter
Herr Schultz
Ian McKellan
Lumberjack
Man #2 at Exhibition Board
Norbert Teichmann
Prince Walter
Prosecutor
Rapist
Second Frenchman
Spectator
Sports Reporter
Third Bruce
Undertaker
Characters played by Connie Booth
Princess Mitzi Gaynor
Characters played by Queen Elizabeth II
Self
Characters played by Richard Nixon
Self
Characters played by Prince Philip
Self
Characters played by Moshe Dayan
Self
Characters played by Willy Brandt
Self
Characters played by Georges Pompidou
Self
Characters played by Terry Gilliam
Betty Weiß
Criminally-Depressed Man
Defendant Kaspar
Gabby
Immanuel Kant
Mouse Boy
Secretary
Witch
Characters played by Alfred Biolek
Dr. Antonio
Sports reporter Silly Olympiad (voice)
Characters played by Claudia Doren
TV Program Announcer
Characters played by Thomas Woitkewitsch
Fresh & Dry Advertisement poster
Mountie Chorus