Characters played by Graham Chapman
Second Barber
Colin 'Bomber' Harris
Pope's Servant
Abe Seagull
Silly Walker
Inspector Praline
The Colonel
Nobby Hegel
Second Yorkshireman
Abuser
Lecturer
A humble woodcutter
Son
Mountie
Characters played by John Cleese
First Barbter
Wrestling commentator
Pope Julius II
Silly Olympiad commentator #1
Mr. Teabag
Lenin
Albatross vendor
Archimedes
Mr. Barnard
Man in white suit
Little Red Riding Hood
Church policeman
Voice of God
Mountie
Characters played by Terry Gilliam
Third Barber
Mao Zedong
Constable Parrot
Kant
I've got two legs singer
Demonstrator #3
Man with beans
Mountie
Characters played by Eric Idle
Michelangelo
Brewer
First Bruce
First Judge
'World Forum' Host
Arthur Nudge
Socrates
First Yorkshireman
Mr. Smoketoomuch
Husband
Lumberjack
Characters played by Terry Jones
Fourth Barber
Referee
Anti-racism singer
Silly olympiad commentator #2
Laparche
Silly Walker
Karl Marx
Mr. Hilton
Albatross Person
Man with hat
Third Yorkshireman
Demonstrator #2
Wife
Mountie
Characters played by Michael Palin
Polinski
Emcee
Third Bruce
Mr.Stagback
Silly Walker
Second Judge
Che Guevara
Nietzsche
Soccer commentator
Fourth Yorkshireman
Argument customer
Mr. Bounder
Demonstrator #1
Storyteller
Detective-Parson
Mountie
Characters played by Neil Innes
Second Bruce
Carl Weetabix
Idiot
Detective-Other
Characters played by Carol Cleveland
Female Bruce
Mrs. Two-Lumps
Rita
Argument secretary
Travel agency secretary
Best Girl
Characters played by Monty Python
Themselves
Characters played by David A. Hernandez
Self