Characters played by Graham Chapman
Brother
Policeman
Defence attorney
British pedestrian
Mr. Harrison (Apricot)
The Colonel
'Hell's Grannies' policeman
Jimmy Blankensop
Sir Edward Ross
Restaurant patron #1
Letter Writer
Oliver St. John Mollusk
Mountie
Town Guild Lady
Characters played by John Cleese
Announcer
Hungarian Citizen
Self-Defence Teacher
Sir George Head
Policeman
Interviewer
Mr. Praline
Second General
Christopher Columbus
Mungo the Cook
Bank Robber
Accountant #2 (falling past the window)
Vocational Guidance Counselor
Vivian Smith Smythe Smith
Mountie
Town Guild Lady
Characters played by Terry Gilliam
Self-Defence Nun
Flasher
Uncle Sam
Caterpillar Man
Sign Holder
Conrad Poohs
Characters played by Eric Idle
Prosecutor
Marriage Counselor
Arthur Nudge
Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks)
'Hell's Grannies' analyst
Arthur Wilson
Arthur Wilson Two
Nightclub Emcee
Linkman
First General
Restaurant Manager
Lingerie Shop Owner
Accountant #1 (falling past the window)
Fairy Godmother
Rita Fairbanks
Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris
Mountie
Lady With Cookbook
Characters played by Terry Jones
Stage Manager
Tobacconist
2nd Hungarian Man
Squire
Self-defence student #3
Tenant #1
Flasher
Mouse Organist Ken Ewing
Fat Soldier
Waiter
Nude Organist
Brian
Nigel Incubator Jones
Characters played by Michael Palin
Gumby
Man with tape recorder
Phrasebook Author
Arthur Pewtey
Second self - defence student
Second Tenant
Lost His Wallet
Shrill Petrol Announcer
Milkman
Ernest Scribbler
Pet shop employee
Lumberjack
Headwaiter Gilberto
Herbert Anchovy
Blackmail Presenter
Gervais Brookhamster
Town Guild Lady
Characters played by Carol Cleveland
Deirdre Pewtey
Storyteller
Milkman Collector
Restaurant Patron #2
Elspeth
Characters played by Connie Booth
Voice of Self-Defence Nun
Best Girl
Characters played by Lewis Alexander
Man in Restaurant
Characters played by Artur Axmann
Self - Leader of the Hitler Youth
Characters played by Rodney Cardiff
Sound Man
Characters played by Neville Chamberlain
Self - with Munich Accord
Characters played by Winston Churchill
Self
Characters played by The Fred Tomlinson Singers
Themselves
Characters played by Adolf Hitler
Self - Speech to RAD
from T.d.W.
Characters played by Lesley Judd
Distraught Mother
Characters played by King George VI
Self
Characters played by Roy Lansford
Man in Bar
Characters played by Richard Nixon
Self
Characters played by Harry Phipps
Milkman
Characters played by Monty Python
Themselves
Characters played by Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother
Self
Characters played by Fred Wood
Beggar