Characters played by Steve Martin
Rigby Reardon
Characters played by Rachel Ward
Juliet Forrest
Characters played by Alan Ladd
The Exterminator
Characters played by Carl Reiner
Field Marshall VonKluck
Characters played by Barbara Stanwyck
Leona Hastings-Forrest
Characters played by Ray Milland
Sam Hastings (in 'Lost Weekend')
Characters played by Ava Gardner
Kitty Collins
Characters played by Burt Lancaster
Swede Anderson
Characters played by Humphrey Bogart
Phillip Marlowe
Characters played by Cary Grant
Johnnie Aysgarth
Characters played by Ingrid Bergman
F.X. Huberman
Characters played by Veronica Lake
Monica Stillpond
Characters played by Bette Davis
Doris Davermont
Characters played by Lana Turner
Jimmi-Sue Altfeld
Characters played by Edward Arnold
Altfeld
Characters played by Kirk Douglas
Thug Boss
Characters played by Fred MacMurray
Walter Neff
Characters played by James Cagney
Captain Cody Jarrett
Characters played by Joan Crawford
Margaret
Characters played by Reni Santoni
Carlos Rodriguez
Characters played by Charles Laughton
The Fat One Who Sweats a Lot
Characters played by Vincent Price
Rice
Characters played by George Gaynes
Dr. Forrest
Characters played by Francis X. McCarthy
Waiter
Characters played by Adrian Ricard
Mildred
Characters played by Charlie Picerni
Hood
Characters played by Gene LeBell
Hood
Characters played by George Sawaya
Hood
Characters played by Britt Nilsson
Puppy Secretary
Characters played by Jean Beaudine
Duty Secretary
Characters played by John Easton Stuart
German Henchman
Characters played by Ronald Spivey
German Henchman
Characters played by Bob Hevelone
German Henchman
Characters played by Dieter Curt
German Henchman
Characters played by Phillip Kearns
German Henchman
Characters played by Kent Deigaard
German Henchman
Characters played by Eugene Brezany
German Henchman
Characters played by Brad Baird
German Henchman
Characters played by William Conrad
(in "The Killers")
Characters played by Charles McGraw
in The Killers
Characters played by Jeff Corey
(in "The Killers")
Characters played by John Miljan
(in "The Killers")
Characters played by Brian Donlevy
(in "The Glass Key")
Characters played by Norma Varden
(in "The Glass Key")
Characters played by Edmond O'Brien
Hank Fallon aka Vic Pardo
Characters played by Wally Brown
(archive footage) (uncredited)
Characters played by David LeBell
Prisoner
Characters played by Cheryl Smith
Veronica Lake