Characters played by Steve Martin
Freddy Benson
Characters played by Michael Caine
Lawrence Jamieson
Characters played by Glenne Headly
Janet Colgate
Characters played by Anton Rodgers
Inspector Andre
Characters played by Barbara Harris
Fanny Eubanks
Characters played by Ian McDiarmid
Arthur
Characters played by Dana Ivey
Mrs. Reed
Characters played by Meagen Fay
Lady from Oklahoma
Characters played by Frances Conroy
Lady from Palm Beach
Characters played by Nicole Calfan
Lady in Dining Car
Characters played by Aïna Wallé
Miss Krista Knudsen
Characters played by Cheryl Pay
Lady with Pearls
Characters played by Nathalie Auffret
Marion
Characters played by Lolly Susi
Lady in Rolls Royce
Characters played by Rupert Holliday-Evans
English Sailor #1