Characters played by Steve Martin
Larry
Characters played by Charles Grodin
Warren
Characters played by Judith Ivey
Iris
Characters played by Steve Lawrence
Jack
Characters played by Robyn Douglass
Danielle
Characters played by Merv Griffin
Merv Griffin
Characters played by Joyce Brothers
Joyce Brothers (as Dr. Joyce Brothers)
Characters played by Candi Brough
Schneider Twin
Characters played by Randi Brough
Schneider Twin
Characters played by Julie Payne
Rental Agent
Characters played by Madison Arnold
Lonely Cop
Characters played by Roger Robinson
Greeting Card Supervisor
Characters played by Dan Hannafin
Park Guard (as Daniel P. Hannafin)
Characters played by Joan Sweeny
Girl in Blood Bank
Characters played by Nicholas Mele
Maitre D'