Characters played by Leslie Nielsen
Richard 'Dick' Dix
Characters played by Ophélie Winter
Cassandra Menage
Characters played by Ezio Greggio
Captain Valentino Di Pasquale
Characters played by Peter Egan
Dr. Griffin Pratt
Characters played by Alexandra Kamp
Dr. Uschi Künstler
Characters played by Damien Masson
Mr. President
Characters played by Pierre Edwards
Lt. Bradford Shitzu
Characters played by David Fox
Secretary Osgood
Characters played by Sam Stone
Police Chief Halverson
Characters played by Verona Pooth
Yetta Pussel
Characters played by Michel Perron
Famous Tenor #1
Characters played by Paul Rainville
Famous Tenor #2
Characters played by Yvan Ducharme
Famous Tenor #3
Characters played by Marc Hervieux
Famous Tenor Voice #1
Characters played by Perry Canestrari
Famous Tenor Voice #2