Spy Hard Characters

Characters played by Leslie Nielsen

• Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'

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Characters played by Nicollette Sheridan

• Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14'

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Characters played by Charles Durning

• The Director

Characters played by Marcia Gay Harden

• Miss Cheevus

Characters played by Barry Bostwick

• Norman Coleman

Characters played by John Ales

• Kabul

Characters played by Andy Griffith

• General Rancor

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Characters played by Elya Baskin

• Professor Ukrinsky

Characters played by Mason Gamble

• McCluckey

Characters played by Carlos Lauchu

• Slice

Characters played by Stephanie Romanov

• Victoria Dahl

• Barbara Dahl

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Characters played by Joyce Brothers

• Steele's Tag Team Member

Characters played by Ray Charles

• Bus Driver

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Characters played by Hulk Hogan

• Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Characters played by Roger Clinton

• Agent Clinton

Characters played by Robert Culp

• Businessman

Characters played by Fabio

• Fabio

Characters played by Robert Guillaume

• Agent Steve Bishop

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Characters played by Pat Morita

• Brian

• Waiter in Restaurant

Characters played by Alexandra Paul

• Woman in Murphy Bed

Characters played by Mr. T

• Helicopter Pilot

Characters played by Alex Trebek

• Agency Tape Recorder

Characters played by Taylor Negron

• Painter

Characters played by Curtis Armstrong

• Pastry Chef

Characters played by Tina Arning

• Dancer #1

Characters played by William Barillaro

• Blind Driver

Characters played by Michael Berryman

• Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Characters played by Downtown Julie Brown

• Cigarette Girl

Characters played by Stephen Burrows

• Agent Burrows

Characters played by Keith Campbell

• Thug #2

Characters played by Carl Ciarfalio

• Thug #1

Characters played by Brad Grunberg

• Postal Worker

Characters played by Wayne Cotter

• Male Dancer

Characters played by Rick Cramer

• Heimlich

• Rancor Terrorist

Characters played by Eddie Deezen

• Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

Characters played by Joey Dente

• Goombah

• Dead Wise Guy

Characters played by Paul Eliopoulos

• Agent #1

Characters played by Andrew Christian English

• Paratrooper

Characters played by Johnny G

• Gangster #2

Characters played by Brad Garrett

• Short Rancor Guard

Characters played by Michael Lee Gogin

• Short Rancor Guard

Characters played by Bruce Gray

• The President

Characters played by Kevin Grover

• Sign Language Speaking Golpher

Characters played by Hollis Hill

• Agent #2

Characters played by Brian Howe

• Clubhouse Bartender

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Characters played by Kevin Jackson

• Kikiree Island Cabbie

Characters played by Barbara Isaacs

• Kikiree Islander

Characters played by Nina Lorena

• Rancor Terrorist

Characters played by Valentino Johnson

• Michael Jackson Lookalike

Characters played by Elizabeth Kaitan

• Helicopter Ticket Agent

Characters played by John Kassir

• Rancor Guard at Intercom

Characters played by Diane Klimaszewski

• Twin #1

Characters played by Elaine Klimaszewski

• Twin #2

Characters played by Austin Kottke

• Boy with Balloons

Characters played by Clyde Kusatsu

• Noggin

Characters played by Kelly Lange

• Kelly Lange

Characters played by Michael Leahs

• Jogger

Characters played by Tara Leon

• Masseuse

Characters played by Rawle D. Lewis

• Boatman #1

Characters played by Tone Loc

• Gangster #1

Characters played by Jon Manfrellotti

• Bouncer

• Doorman

Characters played by Bruno Marcotulli

• Sad Mime

Characters played by Esau McKnight

• Skippy

• Warrior on Cell Phone

Characters played by Katherine Moffat

• Agent Moffat

Characters played by Fran Montano

• Carny at Weapons Lab

Characters played by Talisa Soto

• Seductress in Hotel Room

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Characters played by Ron Morgan

• Weapons Lab Worker

Characters played by Joanne Nerlino

• Machine Gun Packing nun Leder

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Mil Nicholson

• English Countdown Lady

Characters played by Gayle Obodzinski

• Dancer #2

Characters played by Gary Owens

• M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video

Characters played by Tyler Patton

• Punk Leader

Characters played by Julie Payne

• Mother Superior

Characters played by Peewee Piemonte

• Fighting Rancor Guard

Characters played by Jeff Sanders

• Bird-Calling Rancor Guard

Characters played by Thom Sharp

• Agent Sharp

Characters played by Shari Shattuck

• Stewardess

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Characters played by Pat Tanzillo

• Agent Tanzillo

Characters played by Thuy Trang

• Manicurist

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Characters played by Angela Visser

• Georgeous Blonde

Characters played by Reid Worthington

• Balloon-Popping Boy

Characters played by Maxi Anderson

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Billie Barnum

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Maria Del Rey

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Linda Harmon

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Darlene Koldenhoven

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Carol Lombard

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Jeanie Long

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Sally Stevens

• Vocal Contractor & Singer

Characters played by Táta Vega

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Jeannine Wagner

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Julia Waters

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Maxine Waters Willard

• Singing Nun

Characters played by Michael Bailous

• Guard

Characters played by Erik Betts

• Henchman

Characters played by Mickey Cassidy

• Crazy Teenager

Characters played by Bruce Dobos

• Presidential Spectator

Characters played by Matt Gulbranson

• Party Goer

Characters played by Clay Hodges

• Military Guard

Characters played by Omega Kayne

• Bar Patron

Characters played by Henry Kingi Jr.

• Guard

Characters played by Ken Odom

• Trumpet Player

Characters played by Kevin Michael Richardson

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Characters played by Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis

• Guard at Rocket

Characters played by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

• 'Weird Al' Yankovic (in Title Sequence)