Characters played by Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Characters played by Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
Characters played by George Kennedy
Ed Hocken
Characters played by O.J. Simpson
Nordberg
Characters played by Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg
Characters played by Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer
Earl Hacker
Characters played by Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford
Characters played by Anthony James
Hector Savage
Characters played by Lloyd Bochner
Baggett
Characters played by Tim O'Connor
Fenzwick
Characters played by Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell
Characters played by Ed Williams
Ted Olsen
Characters played by John Roarke
George Bush
Characters played by Margery Jane Ross
Barbara Bush
Characters played by Peter Van Norden
John Sununu
Characters played by Gail Neely
Winnie Mandela
Characters played by Vitamin C
Blues Singer
Characters played by Sally Rosenblatt
Mrs. Redmond
Characters played by Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop
Characters played by Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi
Characters played by Larry McCormick
TV Reporter
Characters played by Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Dad
Characters played by D.D. Howard
Barbecue Mom
Characters played by William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer
Characters played by Mel Tormé
Mel Tormé
Characters played by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Characters played by Bill Chemerka
Ladies and Gentlemen
the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush.
Characters played by Christopher J. Keene
Hey Ken
Al! Look what I found.
Characters played by Ken Kerman
Hey
that's a pretty nice clock.
Characters played by Al Fann
It's 4 minutes too slow.
Characters played by Tom McGreevey
Vert well
sir. It's from the lady.
Characters played by James Gilstrap
Always nice to see nice people.
Characters played by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
You pigs...say your prayers.
Characters played by Gina Mastrogiacomo
Is this some kind of bust?
Characters played by Jeff Wright
Frank
we got that Sure-Grip suck machine...
Characters played by C. Lindsay Workman
Your coat
sir?
Characters played by John Stevens
Phone call
Commissioner
Characters played by Gokul
Hey
what the hell happened to the water pressure?
Characters played by Charlotte Zucker
For a man in a wheelchair
he gets around marvelously.
Characters played by Don Pugsley
He's wired!
Characters played by Bernardo Márquez
Recuerdos a todos.
Characters played by Margarito Mendoza
;Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?
Characters played by Lee Terri
Hey
look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!
Characters played by Claude Jay McLin
'Yeah!'
Characters played by Manny Perry
Let's get him.
Characters played by Alex Zimmerman
'Yeah!'
Characters played by Raynor Scheine
You're on my groin.
Characters played by John Fleck
If that's your attitude
forget it.
Characters played by Susan Breslau
Party Guest
Characters played by Leslie Maier
Party Guest
Characters played by Ron Rosenblatt
Mr. Redmond
Characters played by Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter
Characters played by Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy
Characters played by David Zucker
Davy Crockett
Characters played by Robert Weil
George Russell
Characters played by Robert K. Weiss
Obstetrician
Characters played by Robert LoCash
FBI Agent
Characters played by Burton Zucker
Lab Technician
Characters played by Lewis Friedman
Lab Technician
Characters played by Bob Reitman
Lab Technician
Characters played by Gene Mueller
Lab Technician
Characters played by Gino Salomone
Lab Technician
Characters played by Robert J. Elisberg
McTigue
Characters played by Mindy Newborn
Slave to the Composer
Characters played by Jan Campbell
Lady in Waiting
Characters played by Wendy Hogan
Lady in Waiting
Characters played by Nathaniel Bellamy Jr.
Basketball Player
Characters played by Keri-Anne Bilotta
Girl running
Characters played by Robert Buckingham
Bill
Characters played by Prince Moore
Prisoner in shower
Characters played by Lisa Nunziella
Dancer
Characters played by Kelly C. Ryan
Reporter
Characters played by Nico Stevens
Dinner Guest
Characters played by Kiku Terasaki
Dancer