Characters played by Russell Brand
Dick
Characters played by Billy Connolly
Inspector McGuffin
Characters played by Tim Curry
Reverend Whoopsie
Characters played by Eric Idle
Piano
Characters played by Eddie Izzard
Deepak Obi Ben Kingsley
Characters played by Jim Piddock
Sergeant Ken Russell
Characters played by Tracey Ullman
Aunt Maggie
Characters played by Jane Leeves
Emma Schlegel
Characters played by Sophie Winkleman
Helena