Characters played by Phil Cornwell
Michael Caine
Mick Jagger
Jimmy Hill
Jack Nicholson
Len
David Bowie
Gray Slurrey
Hank Zootermelk
John Lennon
Kirsty
Ringo Starr
Bus Driver
Des Lynam
Dr No
Jimmy HIll
Jimmy Saville
Mike Duggan
Norman Huggett
Policeman
Tony Blackburn
Vera Chuff
Berryl
Beryl
Bill Greenbows
Charlie Schwartz
Court Clerk
Cyril
DJ
David Essex
Grant Mitchell
Gray SLurrey
Jimmy Stewart
John Thaw
Kenneth Williams
Mr Jagger
Norm Huggett
Nurse
Shopkeeper
Steptoe & Son
Sting
Taxi Driver
Tommy Cooper
Tour Bus Driver
Vince
Willow
Characters played by John Sessions
Joe Pesci
Al Pacino
Keith Richards
Mrs Huggett
Roger Moore
Dean
John Hurt
Jack Flatley
Pam Slurrey
Marlon Brando
Mrs. Huggett
Dirk Bogarde
Dustin Hoffman
Alan Rickman
Billy
George Harrison
Patrick Moore
Sir Alec Guinness
Brenda No
Mrs Pesci
Paul McCartney
Policeman
AL Pacino
Bank Manager
Benny
Billy Easy
Birch
Chris Tarrant
Compere
Keith Richard
Laurence Olivier
Mr Go-Lighly
Mr Go-Lightly
Mrs Jagger
Paul MacCartney
Phil Mitchell
Princess Margaret
Ray
Rger Moore
Richard Burton
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Tony Hancock
Traffic Warden
Van Morrison
Yoko Ono
Characters played by Sandra Cush
Sally
Characters played by Dave Haskell
Cameraman
Self
Surveyor
Characters played by James Bentley
Bertha
Policeman
World Leader
Characters played by Rod Nelson
Reporter
Tourist
Characters played by Jack Strong
Pesci's Patient
Tattooist
Characters played by Ean Ravenscroft
Doctor
World Leader
Characters played by Chick Pea
Muriel
Nurse
Characters played by Barry Cole
Dr. No's Henchman
Characters played by Asa Pryke
Surveyor
Characters played by Jamie Millington
Vicar
Characters played by Norman Matson
World Leader
Characters played by Nick Smith
World Leader