The Fast Show Characters

Characters played by Paul Whitehouse

• Various Roles

• Brilliant Kid

• Ted

• Chris the Crafty Cockney

• Lyndsay

• Rowley Birkin Q.C.

• 'Anyone fancy a pint?'

• Arthur Atkinson

• Ken

• Poutremos Poutra-Poutremos

• Ron Manager

• Unlucky Alf

• Alcoholic Grandad

• Cockney Man

• Dave

• Jed Thomas

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Characters played by Charlie Higson

• Various Roles

• Ralph

• Newlywed Husband

• Simon

• Bob Fleming

• Colin Hunt

• Mikki Disco

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Characters played by Arabella Weir

• Various Roles

• Insecure Woman

• Christian

• Cockney Woman

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Characters played by Simon Day

• Various Roles

• Competitive Dad

• Billy Bleach

• Gideon Soames

• Alcoholic Son

• Carl Hooper

• Football Host

• Tommy Cockles

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Characters played by John Thomson

• Various Roles

• Louis Balfour

• Professor Denzil Dexter

• Rubbish Dad

• Fat Sweaty Copper

• Chester Drawers

• Crap Croupier

• Roy

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Characters played by Caroline Aherne

• Various Roles

• Janine

• Poula Fisch

• Various roles

• Renée

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Characters played by Mark Williams

• Various Roles

• Jesse

• Patrick Nice

• 'I'll get me coat'

• Newlyweds' Neighbour

• Kenneth

• Alcoholic Dad

• Dr. Konstantin Bubakles

• Fred Halibut

• Tommy Buxton

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Characters played by Eryl Maynard

• Various Roles

• Newlyweds' Neighbour

• Mediaeval Princess

Characters played by Paul Shearer

• Various Roles

• Man in Pub

• Kolothos Apollonia

• Man at Party

• Man in Restaurant

• News Anchor

Characters played by Maria McErlane

• Various Roles

• Alcoholic Mum

• Various characters

• Woman at Party

• Woman in Pub

Characters played by Colin McFarlane

• Various Roles

• Drug Dealer

• Jive Talker

• Man in Casino

• Man in Restaurant

• Police Chief in 'Cat and Dog'

• Shaft

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Characters played by Donna Ewin

• Chanel 9 Girl

• Newlywed Wife

• Various Roles

• Woman in Casino

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Characters played by Rory Jennings

• Toby

• Boy in Village

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