Characters played by Paul Whitehouse
Various Roles
Brilliant Kid
Ted
Chris the Crafty Cockney
Lyndsay
Rowley Birkin Q.C.
'Anyone fancy a pint?'
Arthur Atkinson
Ken
Poutremos Poutra-Poutremos
Ron Manager
Unlucky Alf
Alcoholic Grandad
Cockney Man
Dave
Jed Thomas
Characters played by Charlie Higson
Various Roles
Ralph
Newlywed Husband
Simon
Bob Fleming
Colin Hunt
Mikki Disco
Characters played by Arabella Weir
Various Roles
Insecure Woman
Christian
Cockney Woman
Characters played by Simon Day
Various Roles
Competitive Dad
Billy Bleach
Gideon Soames
Alcoholic Son
Carl Hooper
Football Host
Tommy Cockles
Characters played by John Thomson
Various Roles
Louis Balfour
Professor Denzil Dexter
Rubbish Dad
Fat Sweaty Copper
Chester Drawers
Crap Croupier
Roy
Characters played by Caroline Aherne
Various Roles
Janine
Poula Fisch
Various roles
Renée
Characters played by Mark Williams
Various Roles
Jesse
Patrick Nice
'I'll get me coat'
Newlyweds' Neighbour
Kenneth
Alcoholic Dad
Dr. Konstantin Bubakles
Fred Halibut
Tommy Buxton
Characters played by Eryl Maynard
Various Roles
Newlyweds' Neighbour
Mediaeval Princess
Characters played by Paul Shearer
Various Roles
Man in Pub
Kolothos Apollonia
Man at Party
Man in Restaurant
News Anchor
Characters played by Maria McErlane
Various Roles
Alcoholic Mum
Various characters
Woman at Party
Woman in Pub
Characters played by Colin McFarlane
Various Roles
Drug Dealer
Jive Talker
Man in Casino
Man in Restaurant
Police Chief in 'Cat and Dog'
Shaft
Characters played by Donna Ewin
Chanel 9 Girl
Newlywed Wife
Various Roles
Woman in Casino
Characters played by Rory Jennings
Toby
Boy in Village