Characters played by Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Characters played by Cylk Cozart
Barry Worth
Characters played by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
The Archangel of Basketball
Characters played by Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Characters played by Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Characters played by Lester Barrie
Willie
Characters played by Richard Leacock
Walter
Characters played by Jay Brazeau
Mr. Zamiel Moloch
Characters played by Stevie Vallance
Ms. Erma Terradiddle
Characters played by Aaron Joseph
Quincy Worth
Barry's Son
Characters played by Douglas Newell
Sarge
the Head Guard of Mall
Characters played by Henry O. Watson
Mr. Ellis
the Mall Chief
Characters played by Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
the Sport Radio Woman
Characters played by Charles Andrew Payne
Opponent 1
Characters played by Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Characters played by A.J. Bond
Little Ernest
Characters played by Stuart Davidson
Kid
Characters played by Chris Turner
Bobby
Characters played by Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Characters played by Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Characters played by David Jacox
Bicyclist
Characters played by Babe Dolan
Old Lady
Characters played by Jim Dunn
Spaghetti Man
Characters played by Vanessa Paris
Spaghetti Woman
Characters played by William Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Characters played by George Josef
Chef
Characters played by Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Characters played by Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Characters played by Charles Andre
Medic
Characters played by Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Characters played by Greg Rogers
Suit 1
Characters played by Rick Pearce
Doorman
Characters played by Quinton Gipson
Basketball Player