Characters played by Jim Varney
Ernest
Characters played by Ron James
Abner
Characters played by Tom Butler
Dr. Glencliff
Characters played by Linda Kash
Nan
Characters played by Duke Ernsberger
Frank
Characters played by Jeffrey Pillars
Joe
Characters played by Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Construction Worker 1
Characters played by Dee Jay Jackson
Construction Worker 2
Characters played by Charles Siegel
Chancellor
Characters played by Alf Humphreys
Surgeon (as Alf Humphries)
Characters played by Lillian Carlson
Receptionist
Characters played by Mitchell Kosterman
Thug 1 (as Mitch Kosterman)
Characters played by George Josef
Thug 2 (as George Joseph)
Characters played by Tony Morelli
Thug 3
Characters played by Alan Robertson
Head Man