Characters played by Phil Cornwell
Barry
Butler
Michael Caine
TV Presenter
Tramp #2
Characters played by Peter Serafinowicz
Garry
Barber #2
DJ
Film Reviewer
News Reporter
Policeman
Raymundo Rinaldo Rivaldo
Characters played by Kevin Eldon
Dodgy Phil
Barber #3
Guiseppe Delveccio
Characters played by Simon Greenall
American
Aussie Dave
Bouncer #2
Cafe Owner
Cockney News Presenter
Dave Greener
Dave the Chef
Earl of Sandwich
Ex-Con
Johnny Danger
Ladlord of The Absolutely & Fabulous
Michael Caine Fan
Sport Bar Customer
Steve Mendez
Supermarket Manager
Tissue Seller
Whispering Customer #1
Characters played by Kim Wall
Aussie Chas 'N' Dave's Didgeridoo Player
Barber #4
Carpet Salesman
Chef #3
Chocolates Seller
Clothes Salesman
Coffee Shop Worker
Councillor
Feminine Bob
Hardware Store Owner
Healthy Waiter
Indecisive Bob
Irish Football Fan
Irrelevant Bob
Lawyer
Literary Bob
Music News Presenter
Not-At-All-Ironic Bob
Nut Waiter
Optimistic Bob
Passerby
Pearly King
Reading Customer
Regular
Sport Bar Customer
Stadium Steve
Characters played by Martin Freeman
Sergeant
Bouncer #3
Chef #2
La-Di-Da Dennis
Man from Feltham
Man in Bed
Man with Michael Caine Portal
Poetry Fan
Sport Bar Customer #1
Swinging Guy
The Cockneys
Toast-Hating Customer
Vicious Sid
Whispering Customer #4
Characters played by Geoffrey McGivern
Tribute Tom
Aussie Chas
Chef #1
Elephant Lover Geoff
Health and Safety Manager
Intellectual
Jane Austen Seller
McStarbooks Owner
Needles
Old Man
The Guvnor
Tramp #1
Tribute Tribute Tom
Characters played by Jennifer Hennessy
Councillor
Health and Safety Visitor
Mouthwash Mel
Passerby
Pearly Queen
Reading Customer
Supermarket Worker
Whispering Customer #2
Woman Allergic to Caffeine
Woman Bothering Police
Woman in Pub
Characters played by Stewart Wright
Various Characters
Police Chief
Police Inspector
Reporter
Characters played by Martin Trenaman
Firework Frank
Flower Seller
Man with Two Mouths
Renovation Reg
Sport Bar Customer
Characters played by Melanie Hudson
Health and Safety Worker
Michael Caine Fan
Woman in Pub
Characters played by Simon Clayton
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Characters played by Paul Putner
Michael Caine Fan
Characters played by Norman Roberts
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Characters played by Jo Unwin
Alice
Characters played by Tamsin Greig
Julia Robbins
Characters played by Cathy Murphy
Lovely Susan
Characters played by Paul Mark Elliott
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Characters played by Sue Elliott-Nichols
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Characters played by Jennifer Lim
Whispering Customer #3
Characters played by Jo Enright
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Characters played by Matthew Ashforde
The Cockneys
Characters played by Germaine Greer
Self
Characters played by Mike Hayley
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Characters played by Jack Brough
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Characters played by Chas & Dave
Themselves
Characters played by Josh Freedman
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Characters played by Jordan Calvert
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Characters played by Jeannette Charles
Queen Elizabeth
Characters played by Eiji Kusuhara
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Characters played by Richard L. Lewis
Pianist
Characters played by Danny Edwards
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Characters played by Akemi Otani
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Characters played by Charlotte Palmer
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Characters played by David Walliams
Dr. Seuss
Characters played by Evie Garratt
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Characters played by Peter Hugo
Prince Charles
Characters played by Vicki Pepperdine
Woman in Pub
Characters played by Howard Goorney
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Characters played by The New London Children's Choir
Themselves
Characters played by Nicholas Hoult
Sporty Child
The 11 Year Old Show Presenter
Characters played by Jessica Wilcox
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Characters played by Dan Johnston
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Characters played by Rosie Stonham
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Characters played by Anna Williams
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Characters played by Kemi-Anne Groarke
Chorister