Characters played by Babette Bombshell
Narrator
Characters played by Selene Kapsaski
DeSpanko
Characters played by Ambrosia Vanette
Roller Girl
Characters played by Zoe Pearce
Marilyn Monroe
Characters played by Rahel Kapsaski
Bettie Page
Characters played by Ross Heath
The Mayor of Manchester
Characters played by Gabriella Kapsaski
Madame TuTu
Characters played by Lee Mark Jones
Elvis Presley
Characters played by Leo Manetti
Victim