Characters played by Jason Flemyng
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Characters played by Dexter Fletcher
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Characters played by Kelly Macdonald
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Characters played by Denise Van Outen
Alex (segment "Horny")
Characters played by Liz Smith
Old Lady (segment "Horny")
Characters played by Tom Bell
Old Gent (segment "Horny")
Characters played by Leah Fitzgerald
Little Girl (segment "Horny")
Characters played by Stephen Taylor
Mr. X (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Alicya Eyo
Shantel (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Roger Griffiths
Charlie (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Dele Johnson
Stevie (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Preeya Kalidas
Reena (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Peter McNamara
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Mazhar Munir
Mazaar (segment "Grasshopper")
Characters played by Ray Panthaki
Mo (segment "Grasshopper")