Characters played by Paymon Seyedi
Percival the Pirate (segment "The Treasure Chest")
Characters played by Lloyd Kaufman
Meatman (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Shawn C. Phillips
Colin (segment "Vampire's Lust")
Homeless Joe (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Daniel Bailey
Gas Maskman (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Football MVP (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Andrew Blodgett
Quiet Kid (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Characters played by Jimmy Bogliano
Pee Drinker
Emo Zombie (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Jacob Boyle
Dick (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Julia Byrne
Punk Girl (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Tailgater
Emo Zombie (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Justin Cornell
Noe (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Michael Curry
Mac (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by James Faust
Dickie Peck (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Bobby Filbin
Fug (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Sara Fretthold
Sweet Pea's Assistant (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Colin Grening
Tailgater
Emo Zombie (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Jennae Hoving
Aunt Selma (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Brett Ireland
Frank (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Hernia George (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Kenny Jones
Ken (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by M. Kelley
Toby
Head Vampire (segment "Vampire's Lust")
Characters played by Michelle Kurz
Bippo (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Melody Mathews
Mama Evelyn (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Martin Melcher
Punk who dies LAST! (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Characters played by Liz Nuti
Student
Emo Zombie (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Dan Pavlik
Ernie the Emo (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Ethan Phillips
Boy Scout (segment "Vampire's Lust")
Characters played by Kim Phillips
Mom (segment "Vampire's Lust")
Characters played by Stephen Phillips
Dad (segment "Vampire's Lust")
Characters played by Ashley Radke
Emo Zombie Dancer (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Tuji Randrianosolo
Punk who gets scissored (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Characters played by Ryan Schwarz
Hashmere (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Characters played by Zach Stover
Tourettes Frank (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Stephean Wagner
Delivery Guy (segment "Resident Emo")
Characters played by Doug Waugh
Punk who gets head smashed (segment "Rotten Classmates")
Sweet Pea (segment "Resident Emo")
Murphy (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Nick Waugh
Spaghetti Guts
Emo Zombie (segment "Resident Emo")
Fat Fuck (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by Saree Waugh
The girl who shits everywhere (segment "Resident Emo")
Patty (segment "Mama it's a Mannequin")
Characters played by James Cullen Bressack
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