Characters played by Bill A. Jones
Serious Announcer
Characters played by Jeff Goldblum
Chef Goldblum
Characters played by Bob Odenkirk
Schlaaang Announcer
Characters played by Frank Slaten
Super Seat Customer
Characters played by Bob Ross
Bob Ross
Characters played by Ronnie Rodriguez
Diamond Jim
Johnny Depp
Characters played by Nancy Stelle
Woman on Paris Street
Characters played by Jean-Michel Richaud
Paris Policeman
Characters played by Marilyn Porayko
Woman Being Ticketed
Characters played by Erica Durance
Paris Waitress
Characters played by Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker
Characters played by Eric Wareheim
Eric Wareheim
Characters played by Robert Loggia
Tommy Schlaaang
Characters played by William Atherton
Earle Swinter
Characters played by Michael Gross
Narrator
Characters played by Jon Baggio
Jason
Characters played by Kristopher Logan
Studio Executive 1
Characters played by Andy Earnest Spencer
Studio Executive 2
Characters played by Christopher Guckenberger
Studio Executive 3
Characters played by John Downey III
Cornell
Characters played by Mary Bly
Mrs. Heidecker
Characters played by Lillian Adams
Mrs. Wareheim
Characters played by Jay Mawhinney
Bartender
Characters played by Loki
Tattoo Artist
Characters played by Harry Elmayan
Delivery Man
Characters played by Tennessee Luke
Tennessee Winston Luke
Characters played by Robert Axelrod
Robert Axelrod
Characters played by Ted Neubauer
Man on Street
Characters played by Dena Roe
Woman on Street
Characters played by Twink Caplan
Katie
Characters played by Kimberly Ables Jindra
Woman Giving Birth
Characters played by Kirk Diedrich
Roy
Characters played by Doug Foster
Customer
Characters played by Matt O'Toole
Reggie
Characters played by Noah Spencer
Jeffrey
Characters played by Ray Wise
Dr. Doone Struts
Characters played by Rae Sunshine Lee
Shrim God 1
Characters played by Palmer Scott
Shrim God 2
Characters played by Mobin Khan
El Hat Proprietor
Characters played by James Quall
James Quall
Characters played by Cole Carl Mangham
Shrim Kid #1
Characters played by Zachariah James-Jadon Evans
Shrim Kid #2
Characters played by Frunzik Ayvazyan Jr.
Shrim Kid #3
Characters played by Joshua Briscoe
Shrim Kid #4
Characters played by Todd Wagner
Hobo
Characters played by Gabriel Bartalos
Wolf Puppeteer
Characters played by Howie Slater
Steven Spielberg
Characters played by David Liebe Hart
David Liebe Hart
Characters played by Will Ferrell
Damien Weebs
Characters played by Will Forte
Allen Bishopman
Characters played by Zach Galifianakis
Jim Joe
Characters played by John C. Reilly
Taquito
Characters played by Ron Austar
(uncredited)
Characters played by Julie Berlin
Club Guest
Characters played by Mark Cuban
Self
Characters played by Dita de Leon
Cocaine Girl
Characters played by Bob Druwing
(uncredited)
Characters played by Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
Hippie Dude
Characters played by Giovanni V. Giusti
Dreadlocks Stoner Grunt
Characters played by Tanese Gray
(uncredited)
Characters played by Sire James
(uncredited)
Characters played by Azmyth Kaminski
Dreadlocks
Characters played by Carol Kraft
(uncredited)
Characters played by Maynor Lopez
Janitor
Mall Employee
Characters played by Doug Lussenhop
(uncredited)
Characters played by Ron Lynch
(uncredited)
Characters played by A.D. Miles
(uncredited)
Characters played by Tricia Nangkal
Cocaine Girl #1
Characters played by Samuel Proof
Raz
Characters played by Michael Q. Schmidt
(uncredited)
Characters played by Chuck Spitler
(uncredited)
Characters played by Ron Stark
(uncredited)
Characters played by Warren Stearns
(uncredited)
Characters played by Corinne Vien
Private School Girl #3