Characters played by Ben Elton
Wally
Actor
Cartwheel
Dr. Ludovic Klutz
Insurance Salesman
Man on Street
Milkman
Nigel
Ranulph Whiteshaft
TV Viewer
Characters played by Stephen Fry
Narrator
Bernard
Colonel Sodom
Dr. De Quincy
Gannet's Manager
John
Mr. Knocker
Mr. Luvvie
Podura Copasangue
Sam Rudge
Simon Newby
Sir William
Wally #4
Characters played by Hugh Laurie
Actor
Ad Exec
Alan
DJ
David
Film Narrator
Flower Seller
Interview Narrator
Judge Murchison
Mr. Gannet
Sergeant
Taxi Driver
Wally #3
Characters played by Siobhan Redmond
BUPA Mother
Barmaid
Carol
Jan
Libraya Munny
Nurse
Shop Assistant
Sonya
Tracy
Woman on Street
Characters played by Paul Shearer
Wally #2
Actor
Bob
Butcher
Hobson
Jay
Man in Garden
Mike Wilson
Murgatroyd
NHS Baby
Old-Fashioned Policeman
Postman
Tim
Characters played by Emma Thompson
Mrs. Wally
Actor
Cakes
Felicity Monty
Helen
Imported Fabrics
Miss Fanshawe
NurseNHS Mother
Pedestrian
Policewoman
Receptionist
Rouble Singer
Singer
Sister Resistor
Sue
Sue Sue
Susan Harman
Characters played by Tapan Ghosh
Patient