Characters played by Walter Matthau
Willy Clark
Characters played by George Burns
Al Lewis
Characters played by Richard Benjamin
Ben Clark
Characters played by Lee Meredith
Nurse in Sketch - 'Miss McIntosh'
Characters played by Carol Arthur
Mrs. Doris Green - Al's Daughter
Characters played by Rosetta LeNoire
Odessa - Willy's Nurse
Characters played by F. Murray Abraham
Mechanic
Characters played by Howard Hesseman
Mr. Walsh - Commercial Director
Characters played by James Cranna
Mr. Schaeffer - TV Director
Characters played by Ron Rifkin
T.V. Floor Manager
Characters played by Jennifer Lee Pryor
Helen Clark
Characters played by Fritz Feld
Mr. Gilbert - Man at Audition
Characters played by Jack Bernardi
Man at Audition
Characters played by Garn Stephens
Eddie - Stage Manager
Characters played by Santos Morales
Desk Clerk
Characters played by Archie Hahn
Assistant at Audition
Characters played by Sid Gould
Patient
Characters played by Tom Spratley
Card Player
Characters played by Rashel Novikoff
Woman in Hotel
Characters played by Sammy Smith
Man on Street
Characters played by Dan Resin
Mr. Ferranti - Actor's Fund Home Director
Characters played by Milt Kogan
Doctor
Characters played by Bob Goldstein
Waiter
Characters played by Walter Stocker
T.V. Executive
Characters played by Duchess Dale
Ben's Secretary
Characters played by Bill Reddick
Announcer
Characters played by Eddie Villery
Flower Delivery Boy
Characters played by Gary K. Steven
Boy
Characters played by Steve Allen
Narrator of Fictional TV Program
Characters played by Phyllis Diller
Performer on Fictional TV Program
Characters played by Lois Hamilton
(uncredited)
Characters played by Lauren Simon
Woman in Lobby
Characters played by Rufus Smith
Unnamed Card Player