Characters played by Mike McNamara
Abe Stagsen
President Abe
Characters played by Cecilee Von Rhea
Tina #1
Tina #2
Characters played by Kylan Conroy
Shannon
Characters played by Jeff Garretson
Alpha Punk
Characters played by Joe Mastrino
Creepy Punk
Characters played by James Hatten
Young Punk
Characters played by Harold Dennis
Talk-Show Guest 1
Characters played by Victor Holstein
Doctor
Characters played by David Stobbe
Abe Body Double
Characters played by Jennifer Jelsema
Jeanette
Characters played by Puja Mohindra
Clone Replacement