The Phil Silvers Show Characters

Characters played by Phil Silvers

• MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko

• Felix Bilko

• Herbert Penfield III

• MSgt. Ernest T. Bilko

• Major Joshua Bilko

• Self

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Characters played by Harvey Lembeck

• Cpl. Rocco Barbella

• Indian Chief

• Self

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Characters played by Paul Ford

• Col. John T. Hall

• Charlie Clusternan

• Col. John T.Hall

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Characters played by Allan Melvin

• Cpl. Steve Henshaw

• Benny

• Indian Chief

• Self

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Characters played by Billy Sands

• Pvt. Dino Papparelli

• Pvt. Dino Papperelli

• Self

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Characters played by Maurice Gosfield

• Pvt. Duane Doberman

• Bandit El Muchacho

• Diane Doberman

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Characters played by Herbie Faye

• Cpl. Sam Fender

• Cpl. Sam Fender (as Herby Faye)

• Pvt. Sam Fender

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Characters played by Bernard Fein

• Pvt. Gomez

• Pvt. Gomez (as Bernie Fein)

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Characters played by Jack Healy

• Pvt. Mullen

• Pvt. Chet Mullen

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Characters played by Mickey Freeman

• Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman

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Characters played by Maurice Brenner

• Pvt. Irving Fleischman

• Pvt. Fleischman

• Pvt. Irving Fleishman

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Characters played by Karl Lukas

• Pvt. Stash Kadowski

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Characters played by Terry Carter

• Pvt. Sugie Sugarman

• Pvt. 'Sugie' Sugarman

• Pvt. Sugarman

• Grover's Boxer

• Pvt. 'Sugie' Sugerman

• Pvt. Palmer

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Characters played by Jimmy Little

• MSgt. Francis Grover

• Sgt Francis Grover

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Characters played by P. Jay Sidney

• Pvt. Palmer

• Pvt. P. J. Palmer

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Characters played by Joe E. Ross

• MSgt. Rupert Ritzik

• MSgt. Rupert B. Ritzik

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Characters played by Walter Cartier

• Pvt. Claude Dillingham

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Characters played by Hope Sansberry

• Mrs. Nell Hall

• Nell Hall

• Self

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Characters played by Barbara Barry

• WAC Edna

• WAC Cpl. Edna

• WAC Cpl. Edna Martin

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Characters played by Billie Allen

• WAC Billie

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Characters played by Nicholas Saunders

• Captain Barker

• Captain J. Barker

• Capt. Barker

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Characters played by Tige Andrews

• Pvt. Gander

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Characters played by Harry Clark

• MSgt. Stanley Sowici

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Characters played by Elisabeth Fraser

• MSgt. Joan Hogan

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Characters played by John Gibson

• Chaplain

• Chaplain- John

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Characters played by Ned Glass

• MSgt. Andy Pendleton

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Characters played by Beatrice Pons

• Mrs. Emma Ritzik

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Characters played by Jim Perry

• Lt. Anderson

Characters played by Paul Lipson

• Pvt. Tony

• Patsy the Bookie

• Blinky Newman

• Lonesome Sam

• Nick

• Turk - Bookie

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Characters played by Nelson Olmsted

• Captain Masters

• MD

• Captain Masters

• Capt. Adams - Psychiatrist

• Capt. Hedges

• Medical Officer

• The Captain

• The Doctor

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Characters played by Jane Dulo

• Mildred

• Hilda Pavovsky

• Marge the Waitress

• Other Kim Novak

• The Waitress

• WAC Mildred

• WAC Nancy

• WAC Pvt. Mildred Lukens

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Characters played by Jason Evers

• Lieutenant

• Capt. Kyler

• Captain Kyler

• Don Nelson - Interviewer

• Lt. Kissel

Characters played by Philippa Bevans

• Joan's Aunt

• Lt. Hilda Swenson

• RN

• Major Allenby

• Major Crawford

• Mrs. Olivia Middleton

• The Chairwoman

• WAC Capt. Wallace

• WAC Major Allenby

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Characters played by Bob Hastings

• Lieutenant Wilson

• Lt. Anderson

• Lt. Johnson

• MSgt. Baycher

• Master Sgt - Recruiter

• Sgt Mack

• The Customs Officer

• The Lieutenant

• USAF M

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Characters played by Dan Frazer

• Army Finance Captain

• Capt. Williams

• Customer in pet shop

• Jet Pilot

• Major Wallace

• MD

• Mr. Tom Elliott

• Sidney

• Unnamed Sgt

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Characters played by John Boruff

• Brig. General Owens

• General Rogers

• General Williams

• Lt. General Caldwell

• Lt. General Fleming

• Major General

• The Major

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Characters played by Henry Lascoe

• Adamapolis

• Adamapolis the Restauranteur

• Landlord Osman

• Restaurant Owner Adamopolis

• Sam Adamapplelis

• The Landlord

• Wilson - Bank Robber

Characters played by Danny Dayton

• MSgt. Coogan

• Buddy Bickford

• Chester

• MSgt. J. J. Coogan

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Characters played by Edith King

• Dowager at Dog Show

• Mrs. George Washington

• Mrs. Gluckle

• Olivia Feathington

• Ursula Thorndyke

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Characters played by Dody Goodman

• Waitress

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Characters played by Midge Ware

• WAC Corporal

• WAC Corporal Mallory

Characters played by David White

• Advertising Executive Larkin

• Captain Buckmaster

• Clint

• Major C. W. Friend

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Characters played by Virginia Wilson

• Cleo the Clutch

• Gladys

• Sludge

• Tillie the Torso

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Characters played by Bert Thorn

• Carl Reeves

• Hotel Manager

• Mr. Forbes

• the Butler

Characters played by Fred Herrick

• J. J. Clarkton - Indian Agent

• SSgt. Clifton J. Bentonhurst

• The Hunter

• the Foreman

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Characters played by Jane Kean

• WAC Marion

• Dixie Darcell

• Marion

Characters played by Harry Gresham

• Mayor Burke

• Peoria City Hall Clerk

• Realtor Burke

• Realtor Crowe

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Characters played by John Alexander

• General Strait

• Lt. General Alexander

• Lt. General Wheeler

• The General

Characters played by Frank Marth

• Benedict 'Benji' Arnold

• Lieutenant

• MP Lieutenant

• Police Officer Billy Stevens

Characters played by Edward Andrews

• Major Charles Lukens

• Major Lukens

• Pvt. Franklin DeWitt

Characters played by MacLean Savage

• Coach Abernathy - The Old Fox

• Commodore Wingate

• Mr. Butterworth I

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Characters played by George McIver

• Corky

• The Marching Rookie

• The Soldier in the Phone Booth

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Characters played by Constance Ford

• Bonnie Morgan

• Joy Landers

• WAC Lieutenant Virginia Rogers

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Characters played by Darryl Richard

• Big Poppa

• Roger Warren

• Stanley Sowici Jr.

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Characters played by Ralph Stantley

• Benson

• Lt. Pierson

• Mr. McCready of Ace Construction Co.

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Characters played by Bern Hoffman

• Little Louie

• Sergeant Henderson

• Staff Sgt. Hog Henderson

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Characters played by Marcel Hillaire

• The Casino Manager

• The Head Waiter

• The Waiter

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Characters played by Larry Fletcher

• Carlyle Thompson II

• E. J. Phillips

• Salesman Hawkins

Characters played by Catherine Payne

• Aunt Julia Bilko

• Grandma

• Mrs. Angie Platt

Characters played by Fred Stewart

• Banker. Bascom

• Captain Masters

• Captain Newman

Characters played by Ben Lackland

• Alfred Chickering

• Horatio Flink

• Mr. Middleton

Characters played by Frank M. Thomas

• Brig. General Cummings

• Colonel O'Donnell

• The Husband

Characters played by Otto Hulett

• Harry Sims

• J. L. Hawkins

• The Bank President

Characters played by Heywood Hale Broun

• Haskins - Hotel Asst. Manager

• Major Spangler

• MD

• Parker

Characters played by Larry Douglas

• Captain Anderson

• Lt. Anderson

• USN Lt. Larson

Characters played by Al Lewis

• Bruno the Mobster

• Mike - Restauranteur

• Mobster Bengal

Characters played by Leo Liebman

• Pvt. Emile Schneider

• Other Frank Sinatra

Characters played by Royal Beal

• Brig. Gen. Newman

• Brigadier General Walter Gordon

• Major General J. W. Wakefield

Characters played by Frank Campanella

• Louie - Bank Robber Leader

• Second Lieutenant

• Yankee Scout

Characters played by Sandy Kenyon

• Charlie

• Man in box office crowd

• Pete Summers

Characters played by Alice Yourman

• Lucille

• Mrs. Banks

• Mrs. Cobb

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Characters played by Alfred Sandor

• Buzzy Groggin

• Major Blackburn

• Major Ross

Characters played by Wyrley Birch

• Butterworth Employee

• Mr. Harris a farmer

• Uncle Jasper Penfield

Characters played by Eric Fleming

• Private Mike McLusty

• Rory Mundane

• USN Recruiting Chief

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Characters played by Jack Collins

• MSgt. Andy Pendelton

• MSgt. Andy Pendleton

• MSgt. Pendleton

Characters played by Kay Lyder

• Helen Johnson

• Mrs. Harris

• Woman

Characters played by Fay Morley

• WAC

• WAC Corporal

Characters played by Robert Shawley

• Feldman

• Pvt. Carter

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Characters played by Charlotte Rae

• Flossie

• Mrs. Whitney

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Characters played by Fred Gwynne

• Cpl. Ed Honnegan

• The Stomach (Cpl. Ed Honnegan)

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Characters played by Ralph Dunn

• Congressman Pettiguild

• Zoo Director Huggins

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Characters played by Eddie Bruce

• Pvt. William B. Wilkins

• The Elevator Boy

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Characters played by Raymond Bramley

• Holton T. Wingate

• Roger K. Bellman

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Characters played by John Griggs

• Capt. Billings

• Captain Grace

Characters played by Humphrey Davis

• Capt. George Bigelow

• Donnelly

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Characters played by John C. Becher

• Hotel Manager

• Mayor Stanley Stevens

Characters played by Tomi Romer

• Madame Ramona

• Mrs. Agnes Sowici

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Characters played by Gretchen Wyler

• Beulah

• Dinah - Bilko's Faux Wife

Characters played by Ann Flood

• Jenny Wingate

• Lucille the Girlfriend

Characters played by Frederick O'Neal

• MSgt. Harry Berch

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Characters played by Doro Merande

• Assistant USO Hostess

• Mrs. Whitcomb

Characters played by Leon Belasco

• Emil Petrov

• Pedro

Characters played by Ed Sullivan

• Ed Sullivan

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Characters played by Dick Van Dyke

• Pvt. Hank Lumpkin

• Pvt. Swiftington 'Swifty' Bilko

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Characters played by Grant Code

• Col. Elliott Gruber

• Uncle Randolph Penfield

Characters played by Margaret Hamilton

• Hermione Nightingale

• Miss Gloria Formby

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Characters played by Harold Huber

• Bandit #1

• Realtor Duncan

Characters played by Augusta Merighi

• Mama Barbella

• Maria - Alfredo's Wife

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Characters played by Tom Poston

• Guard House Lieutenant

• Lt. Franklin

Characters played by Paul Lynde

• Rudy the Doctor

• The Desk Clerk

Characters played by Madeline Clive

• Mrs. Cornelia Whitney

• Mrs. Wheeler

Characters played by Nancy Gile

• WAC Nurse

Characters played by Martha Greenhouse

• Esther Reeves

• Lillian Middleton

Characters played by Paula Trueman

• Mrs. Femisch

• The Wife

Characters played by Philip Coolidge

• Finch - Bank Robber

• Ray Barker

Characters played by House Jameson

• Edward Du Prey

• Oscar Perkins

Characters played by Betty Benet

• Sabrina - Seductress

• Sherry - Bilko's Love Interest

Characters played by Horace McMahon

• Detective Sullivan

• Pappy Morgan

Characters played by Robert Webber

• Ego

• Pvt. Pearly Johnson

Characters played by Larry Storch

• Bopster - The Professor

• The Crying Sailor

Characters played by Mara McAfee

• Barbara Ritter

• WAC Corporal Sandberg

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Characters played by Peggy Cass

• Daphne Smathers

• WAC Pvt. Polly Porter

Characters played by George Turner

• Lieutenant Colonel McRidge

• The Butler

Characters played by Abby Lewis

• Agnes Chickering

• Mayor's Secretary

Characters played by Jack Davis

• Lt. General Foxworth

• Lt. General Worthington

Characters played by Norman McKay

• Doctor Gracey

• Police Chief Ericson

Characters played by Eda Heinemann

• Aunt Jennifer Penfield

• Old Maid

Characters played by Janet Fox

• Gloria Wigman

Characters played by Gordon Polk

• Pvt. Andy Cocklemeyer

• Pvt. Hugo Lockman

Characters played by Kay Strozzi

• Mrs. Gatz

• The Indian Mother

Characters played by R. Norwood Smith

• Harry - Contest Coordinator

• Joey Moran

Characters played by Gordon Peters

• Major Gregory Alcott - The Psychiatrist

• Professor Coleman

Characters played by Paul Reed

• Mr. Skinner

• Sidney Kruger

Characters played by Eddie Hanley

• The Bell Hop

• The Bus Attendant

Characters played by Sam Schwartz

• The Nightclub Owner

• The Pawnbroker

Characters played by Michael Dreyfuss

• Pvt. Higgins

Characters played by Marlo Lewis

• Marlo Lewis

• Self

Characters played by Jack Orrison

• Bender

• The Editor

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Characters played by Murray Hamilton

• MSgt. Allan

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Characters played by John Wray

• John Wray

• Self

Characters played by Judith Lowry

• Josie Hannigan

• Woman guest at wedding

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Characters played by Ray Bloch

• Ray Bloch

• Self

Characters played by Walter Greaza

• USN Capt. Spencer

• the Judge

Characters played by Bruce Kirby

• Gregory Chickering

• Ice Cream Parlor Assistant

Characters played by Dina Merrill

• Lieutenant Roxberry

• WAC Lieutenant

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Characters played by Clifton James

• Natiional Guard Sergeant

• State Trooper

Characters played by Flip Mark

• Little Boy

• The Little Boy

Characters played by William Bramley

• Pvt. Pete Masters

Characters played by Arny Freeman

• Armand the Waiter

• The Jailer

Characters played by Gary Crosby

• Self

Characters played by Dennis Crosby

• Self

Characters played by Phillip Crosby

• Self

Characters played by Lindsay Crosby

• Self

Characters played by Grace Matthews

• Beauty stylist

• Mother with three children

Characters played by Mark Rydell

• Pvt. Tommy Vandemere

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Characters played by Ben Astar

• Zolton Nagy

Characters played by Paul Porter Jr.

• Pvt. Chick Parker

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Characters played by Bob Dixon

• Pvt. Claude Brubaker

Characters played by Temple Texas

• Miss Doozer

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Characters played by George Mathews

• Beast

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Characters played by Will B. Able

• Hannigan

Characters played by Charles McClelland

• General George Washington

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Characters played by Russell Hicks

• Mr. Landers

Characters played by Arthur Storch

• Captain 'Iron Curtain' Curtis

• MD

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Characters played by Jean Mowry

• Vilma Nagy

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Characters played by Robert Strauss

• Big Ed McMillan

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Characters played by Howard Smith

• Cecil D. Chadwick

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Characters played by Don Hanmer

• Corporal Primm

Characters played by Howard Freeman

• Clyde Fortright

Characters played by Eddie Phillips

• Morgan Twinhasey

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Characters played by Donald Douglas

• Major Newman

Characters played by Bing Crosby

• Bing Crosby

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Characters played by Marjorie Gateson

• Ruma Wingate

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Characters played by Kay Kendall

• Self

Characters played by Al Checco

• Lt. Barry Parker

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Characters played by John Stephen

• Captain Whitney

Characters played by Jule Styne

• Jule Styne

Characters played by Joey Faye

• Charlie Chapman

Characters played by Athena Lorde

• Brenda Twinhasey

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Characters played by Nina Olivette

• Alice Colby

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Characters played by Everett Crosby

• Everett Crosby

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Characters played by Anne Helm

• Miss America

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Characters played by Zippy the Chimp

• Pvt. Harry Speakup

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Characters played by Mort Stephens

• Mr. Bickel

Characters played by Georgina Landau

• Jane

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Characters played by Johnny Seven

• Cpl. Basil Egan

Characters played by Hans Schumm

• Varga

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Characters played by Tony Galento

• Little Pete

Characters played by Don Weissmuller

• Miss America's Dancing Partner

Characters played by Leonard Elliott

• Martin - Manservant

Characters played by Lilia Skala

• Magda Nagy

Characters played by Eileen Letchworth

• Helen Penfield

Characters played by Stephen Douglass

• Biff Bentonhurst

Characters played by Johnny Doran

• Chester Obermeier

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Characters played by Horace Cooper

• Uncle Hugo Penfield

Characters played by Janet Medland

• Nancy Winthrop

Characters played by Frank Thomas

• Mr. Winthrop

Characters played by Elliott Reid

• Ira Cotsworth

Characters played by Frank Albertson

• The Producer

Characters played by Erin O'Brien-Moore

• Miss Alcott - Magazine Editor

Characters played by Keefe Brasselle

• Sgt. J.J. Covington

Characters played by Christine McGuire

• Self

Characters played by Natalie Schafer

• Deborah Darling

Characters played by Murray Matheson

• Rudy Coral

Characters played by Ronny Graham

• Pvt. Skinny Sanders

Characters played by Irwin Corey

• Chester Hilton

Characters played by Julie Wilson

• Monica Malamar

Characters played by Kenneth Vaughn

• Private Forbes

Characters played by T.J. Halligan

• General Terry Wade

Characters played by Phil Robinson

• Col. Tom Watkins

Characters played by Claude Harmon

• Golf Pro

• Self

Characters played by Hollis Irving

• Felicia

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Characters played by William Hickey

• Roger K. Bellman

• Jr.

Characters played by Robert Gist

• Red Thompson

Characters played by Ira Lewis

• Charlie White Eagle

Characters played by Sam Snead

• Sam Snead

Characters played by Dulcie Cooper

• Mrs. Doberman

Characters played by Alan Alda

• Carlyle Thompson III

Characters played by Orson Bean

• Pete Gunther

• Pvt. Wally Gunther

Characters played by Morey Amsterdam

• Harry Harris

Characters played by Kay Medford

• Aunt Natalie

Characters played by Herb Voland

• Roy Eastman

Characters played by Wynn Pearce

• Pvt. Montana Morgan

Characters played by Howard St. John

• Gen. Bertram Whitney

Characters played by Hildy Parks

• Ellen Hodges

Characters played by Iggie Wolfington

• Cpl. Banks

Characters played by Dorothy Stinnette

• WAC Cpl. Blanche Ripley

Characters played by Dorothy McGuire

• Self

Characters played by John Lee

• Pvt. Huang Lee

Characters played by Frederic Tozere

• J.B. - Head of Advertising Agency

Characters played by Joseph Lieberman

• Finley - School Board Treasurer

Characters played by Jack Hartley

• Record Producer Buckley

Characters played by Walter Brooke

• Dennis Harper

• Sr.

Characters played by Ronald Long

• Lord Edward Rockford

Characters played by Sally Mansfield

• Jean

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Characters played by Biff McGuire

• Lieutenant Tom Wallace

Characters played by Nydia Westman

• Mrs. Hogan - Joan's Mother

Characters played by Tom Gilson

• Elvin Pelvin

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Characters played by Gerald Hiken

• Private Lester Mendleson

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Characters played by Peter Turgeon

• Pvt. Sam Baker

Characters played by Joe Brown Jr.

• Barney

Characters played by Jay Barney

• Lt. Colonel Whister

Characters played by Jock MacGregor

• Matthews

Characters played by Wyley Hancock

• The Indian Father

Characters played by Charles Mendick

• Arnold Schultz

Characters played by Bob Kilgallen

• Pvt. Perkins

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Characters played by James Kincaid

• Jim the Chiropodist

Characters played by Lee Meriwether

• Natalie Rumplemeyer

Characters played by Jean Carson

• Bridgett

Characters played by Richard Derr

• Randy Vandermeer

Characters played by Erik Rhodes

• Advertising Executive Smithers

Characters played by Rain Winslow

• WAC Sally Fisher (Gunther)

Characters played by Phyllis McGuire

• Self

Characters played by Joey Trent

• Ronald the Little Boy

Characters played by Betty Walker

• Mrs. Hattie Fender

Characters played by Joan Holloway

• Cora Williams

Characters played by Joseph Sullivan

• Lieutenant Williamson

Characters played by Truman Smith

• Uncle Fred Bilko

Characters played by Jeff Bryant

• Mayor Rickles

Characters played by Bill Sleton

• Harley Eastman

Characters played by Joseph Calleia

• Alfredo - Restauranteur

Characters played by Carlos Montalbán

• Bandit #2

Characters played by Sydney Smith

• J.P. - Studio Head

Characters played by Mickey Deems

• Tall Bopster

Characters played by Lucy Landau

• Lady Victoria Rockford

Characters played by David Metcalf

• Lieutenant Blake

Characters played by Sloan Simpson

• Miss Adams - Hostess

Characters played by Arthur Coen

• Leroy Sherman

Characters played by Richard Farmer

• The Car Dealer

Characters played by Alan Hewitt

• Mr. Drummond

Characters played by Grant Richards

• Steve

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Characters played by Harry Stanton

• Mr. Hogan - Joan's Father

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Characters played by Eugene Peterson

• Master of Ceremonies

Characters played by John Drake

• Captain Styles

• MD

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Characters played by Dino Tarronova

• Papa Barbella

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Characters played by Robert P. Lieb

• Capt. Haybert

Characters played by Collette Lyons

• Peggy La Salle

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Characters played by Parker Fennelly

• Mr. MacGregor

Characters played by Percy Verwayen

• The Grandfather

Characters played by Lillian Schaaf

• Mrs. Warren

Characters played by John Silo

• Marcel Boudreaux

Characters played by John Studer

• Sidney - Little Boy

Characters played by Bea Arthur

• Olga McGuire

Characters played by Suzanne Storrs

• Lucille Lyons

Characters played by Earl Rowe

• Pvt. Harold Westrom

Characters played by Lisa Loughlin

• Miss Laverne - Secretary

Characters played by Jorie Remus

• Madame Zaboda

Characters played by Sho Onodera

• Kyoto Yamura

Characters played by Joseph Leon

• Mr. Dimmeldorf

Characters played by Archie Smith

• GI Mathematician Wilkins

Characters played by Marion Colby

• Myrna

Characters played by Fannie Lyde

• Mignon

Characters played by Dean L. Almquist

• Advertising Executive Franklin

Characters played by George Kluge

• The Restaurant Owner

Characters played by Bruce Evans

• Pet Store Salesman

Characters played by Frank Maxwell

• Smitty - Agent

Characters played by Leonardo Cimino

• Bandit #3

Characters played by Josip Elic

• Bopster

Characters played by Virginia Martin

• The Waitress

Characters played by Mel Ruick

• Travis Randall

Characters played by Tom Noel

• Private Jenkins

Characters played by Arthur Cohen

• The Customer

Characters played by Doreen McLean

• Mrs. Hogan - Joan's Mother

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Characters played by Lynn Dollar

• Lynn Dollar

Characters played by Edwin Cooper

• General Cobb

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Characters played by Jessie Pacheco

• Aunt Maria

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Characters played by Joe Silver

• Harvey Metz

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Characters played by Sammy Smith

• Yaeger the Waiter

Characters played by Joyce Gladman

• Lulubelle - Hank's Girlfriend

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Characters played by Karin Wolfe

• Blanche

Characters played by Scott Moore

• The Great Grandfather

Characters played by Ken Rapiert

• Mr. Warren

Characters played by Susan Hovey

• Mrs. Boudreaux

Characters played by Kevin Coughlin

• Malcolm - the Little Boy

Characters played by David Sheiner

• Cpl. Electrical Engineer Engel

Characters played by Dort Clark

• 4th Poker Player

Characters played by Russell Hardie

• The Insurance Man

Characters played by Bernard West

• Sherwood

Characters played by Eddie Lawrence

• Felix Standish

Characters played by Kirby Smith

• Mr. Gregory

Characters played by Don De Leo

• Marty the Barber

Characters played by Walter Arnold

• Chaplain John Donohue

Characters played by Jeri Archer

• Mame

Characters played by Claudia Crawford

• Mignon

• as a little girl

Characters played by Martin Wilson

• David West

Characters played by Paul Draylen

• Self

• Staff Sgt. Pavaloni

Characters played by Bob Howard

• Announcer at Pebble Beach

Characters played by Casey Allen

• MP Major Patterson

Characters played by George Clark

• Cpl. Frank

Characters played by Tom Ahern

• Charlie Platt

Characters played by Jim Boles

• Lt. Fletcher

Characters played by Zandu Scott

• Marilyn

Characters played by Roger Landry

• Bopster

Characters played by Don Cardwell

• The 1st Cop

Characters played by Kenneth Brauer

• Moose - Turk's Henchman

Characters played by Charles Mendig

• Mess Sgt. Logan

Characters played by Stanley Simmonds

• Conscience

Characters played by Louis Badolati

• Uncle Dominic

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Characters played by Julie Newmar

• Stacked Suzie

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Characters played by Howard Petrie

• Bigby - Advertising Agy. Head

Characters played by Stephen Chase

• Realtor Robinson

Characters played by Edward Ryan

• 1st Detective

Characters played by John Adomian

• Cpl. Jimmie Black Hawk

Characters played by Barnard Hughes

• Dog Show Judge

Characters played by John Graham

• J. Arnold Simpson

Characters played by Frank Schofield

• The Surveyor

Characters played by Whitfield Connor

• Malcolm's Father

Characters played by Matt Crowley

• The Salesman

Characters played by Lester Mack

• Mayor Burke

Characters played by Art Ford

• Self - the Commentator

Characters played by Pud Flanagan

• George Baker Collingsworth III

Characters played by Earl Muron

• Albert Duncan

Characters played by Philip Foster

• Major Donnigan

Characters played by Carroll Saint

• Detective Spencer

Characters played by Madeline Morka

• Madam Duvall

Characters played by James Carew

• 2nd Poker Player

Characters played by Earl George

• Mr. Minton

Characters played by Alni Alba

• Mrs. Skinner

Characters played by Marilyn Hanold

• Lauren

Characters played by Al Hodge

• General Putnam

Characters played by William Hellinger

• The 2nd Cop

Characters played by Bernard Reed

• Bopster

Characters played by Jerry Carter

• Minor Role

Characters played by Viola Roache

• Joan's Aunt

Characters played by Salvatore Danò

• Angie Barbella

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Characters played by Tina Louise

• Gina

Characters played by Mike Todd

• Self

Characters played by Bert Freed

• 2nd Detective

Characters played by Frank Milan

• Dan Topping

Characters played by Cameron Andrews

• Pvt. Art Whitley

Characters played by Lee Papell

• Professor Horatio

Characters played by Skippy Colby

• Diane the Swimsuit Beauty

Characters played by Ben Yaffee

• The Jeweler

Characters played by Parker McCormick

• The Waitress

Characters played by Anne Russell

• Malcolm's Mother

Characters played by Richard Keith

• Gen. Anderson

Characters played by Richard Everhart

• The Sailor At The Door

Characters played by Ray Singer

• 1st Poker Player

Characters played by Doris Bourgeois

• Maude Skinner

Characters played by Walter Cahoon

• Ed Kruger

Characters played by Dick Noel

• Bud Burke

Characters played by Philip Faversham

• George Baker Collingsworth II

Characters played by Diane Shalet

• Skinny's Girl

Characters played by Norma Leary

• Frances Moran

Characters played by Vickie Taylor

• Ava

Characters played by Harry Bannister

• Attorney Garner

Characters played by Anna Rosselli

• Rosa

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Characters played by Jim White

• General Kramer

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Characters played by Dagmar

• Self

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Characters played by Phil Rizzuto

• Phil Rizzuto

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Characters played by Guy Repp

• The Maître D'

Characters played by Charles Jordan

• The Cop

Characters played by Tim Herbert

• Roger the Musician

Characters played by Sammy Cahn

• The Waiter

Characters played by Kenneth Konopka

• The Waiter

Characters played by Will Hussung

• The Hotel Manager

Characters played by Roy Monsell

• Lt. R. Watson

Characters played by Howard Wierum

• Major General Adcock

Characters played by Dorothy Dollivar

• Gloria Puplinski

Characters played by Lee Krieger

• The Information Desk Attendant

Characters played by Yogi Berra

• Yogi Berra

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Characters played by James Reese

• Professor Higgins

Characters played by Grace Carney

• Mother Lyons

Characters played by Joe E. Marks

• Uncle Max

Characters played by Bruce Brighton

• Banker Wilson

Characters played by Gil McDougald

• Gil McDougald

Characters played by Susan Steel

• Old Maid

Characters played by John Cecil Holm

• Father Lyons

Characters played by Rolly Bester

• Miss Henderson

Characters played by Whitey Ford

• Whitey Ford

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Characters played by Ken McEwen

• Sgt. Bill Harrison

Characters played by Red Barber

• Red Barber

Characters played by William Pierson

• Rawley

Characters played by Dale Evans

• Dale

Characters played by Mickey Rooney

• Self (Cameo)

Characters played by Mark Sako

• Mr. Lee - Restauranteur

Characters played by Diana Dors

• Self

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Characters played by Sydney Chaplin

• Self

Characters played by Bern Bennett

• Announcer

Characters played by George Kennedy

• MP Sgt. Kennedy

Characters played by Jack Albertson

• Capt. Jenkins

• Captain (Foot Doctor)

• MSgt. Steve Karpowicz

• Master Sergeant

Characters played by John Anderson

• Film Theatre Orderly

• Zeke 'Ozark' Rutledge

Characters played by Robert Dryden

• Estate Representative Metcalf

• Sampson

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Characters played by Godfrey Cambridge

• Private Tow

• Pvt. Tow

Characters played by John Marley

• 3rd Poker Player

• Joey the Dealer

Characters played by Pat Hingle

• Pvt. Steve Nagy

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Characters played by Barney Martin

• Police Officer

Characters played by Harry Jackson

• Medical Officer

Characters played by Janet Waldo

• Hazel

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Characters played by Jack Mullaney

• Recruit with note

Characters played by Kem Dibbs

• Joe Gunther

Characters played by Arthur Tell

• Bissel

Characters played by Robert Morse

• Schmill College Footbal Player

Characters played by Ford Rainey

• Bit Part

Characters played by Vincent Gardenia

• Bookie

Characters played by Don Keefer

• Harry Burns

Characters played by Charles Cooper

• Special Services Captain

Characters played by Joseph Walsh

• Justin Pearce

• Jr.

Characters played by Len Wayland

• Bill Kerpanski

Characters played by Aaron Ruben

• Lieutenant Ruben

Characters played by Malcolm Lee Beggs

• General Merritt

Characters played by Renee Roy

• Beauty Pageant contestant

Characters played by Lee Ecuyer

• Martin Ford

Characters played by Bill Ventura

• Singer in Miss America Dream Sequence

Characters played by Michael Enserro

• Tony Minelli

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Characters played by Dickie Belton

• Pvt. Mike O'Brien

Characters played by David Kerman

• Man

Characters played by Flossie Ellis

• Mrs. Harris

Characters played by Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

• Musician

Characters played by Bernard Fox

• agent in Trinidad

Characters played by Raymond Bailey

• Officer

Characters played by Dennis Patrick

• Publicity for Mike Todd

Characters played by Miriam Goldina

• Mrs. Zimmerman

Characters played by Olga Fabian

• Mrs. Papparelli

Characters played by Ed Holmes

• Lieutenant

Characters played by Kippy Campbell

• Tommy

Characters played by Christopher Lloyd

• Rock Fisher

Characters played by Florence Dunlap

• Mrs. Mullen

Characters played by Dean Martin

• Unnamed Las Vegas Gambler

Characters played by George Maharis

• Seaman at Craps Game

Characters played by J.D. Cannon

• Sherman the Shark

Characters played by Marty Ingels

• Navy Cook

Characters played by Frank DeKova

• Judge's Assistant

Characters played by Don 'Red' Barry

• Capt. Carter

Characters played by Graham Jarvis

• GI Meteorologist Galileo Barton

Characters played by Alexander Scourby

• Hubbell Robinson

Characters played by Mason Adams

• GI Engineer Walter Maxwell

Characters played by Frankie Thomas

• Seaman Freddie

Characters played by Jimmy Cross

• Bartender

Characters played by Wallace Rooney

• Pentagon General

Characters played by Heather Hewitt

• Model

Characters played by Dovima

• Miss Alcott's Secretary

Characters played by Wynn Wright

• Courtney

Characters played by Ethel Remey

• P. T. A. President

Characters played by Peter G. Benzoni

• Tom - J.B.'s Son

Characters played by Beverly Lawrence

• Shirley

Characters played by Diana Deer

• Mrs. Prescott

Characters played by Reynolds Evans

• (uncredited)

Characters played by Lucille Ball

• Fainting Fan

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Characters played by Dick Cavett

• Student in Front Row

Characters played by Henry Beckman

• Mexican Girl's Husband

Characters played by Adele Lamont

• Mexican Girl