Characters played by Naseeruddin Shah
Inspector Ghote
Characters played by Stellan Skarsgård
Axel Svensson
Characters played by Amjad Khan
Lala Heera Lal
Characters played by Madhur Jaffrey
Mrs. Lal
Characters played by Annu Kapoor
Tiny Man
Characters played by Archana Puran Singh
Miss Twinkle
Characters played by Dalip Tahil
Dilip Lal
Characters played by Dinshaw Daji
Mr. Perfect
Characters played by Johnny Walker
Jain
Characters played by Mohan Agashe
A.C.P. Samant
Characters played by Rajesh Vivek
Zero Police
Characters played by Ratna Pathak Shah
Pratima Ghote
Characters played by Salim Ghouse
Caste-Marks Goonda
Characters played by Sameer Kakkad
Felix Sousa
Characters played by Vinod Nagpal
Minister
Characters played by Sakina Jaffrey
Neena Lal (introducing)
Characters played by Nayeem Hafizka
Prem Lal (introducing)
Characters played by Baba Majgoakar
Jeweler
Characters played by Viju Khote
Head Constable
Characters played by Wahid Chowhan
Producer
Characters played by Imaaduddin Shah
Ved Ghote
Characters played by Gopi Krishna
Dance Master
Characters played by Ashley D'Silva
Photographer
Characters played by Pearl Padamsee
Nurse
Characters played by Lilliput
Black Shirt
Characters played by P.M. Maniar
Drunken Guest
Characters played by Aida Noorani
Student
Characters played by Bomi Kapadia
Sgt. Moos