Characters played by Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Price Adams
Characters played by John Beradino
Sgt. Vince Cavelli
Characters played by John Clarke
Off. Joe Huddleston
Officer Joe Huddleston
Characters played by Greg Roman
Off. Pete Garcia
Officer Pete Garcia
Characters played by Art Gilmore
Narrator
Characters played by Byron Morrow
Capt. Keith Gregory
Captain Keith Gregory
Characters played by Olan Soule
Lab Technician
Characters played by Oscar Beregi Jr.
Howard Pressman
Karl Muelich
Characters played by Bartlett Robinson
Farnum
Victor Kredenza
Characters played by Brett Somers
Dorothy Blaylock
Selma Baker
Characters played by Barry Kelley
Bartender
Pawnbroker
Characters played by Robert Emhardt
Orcutt
Wallace Baker
Characters played by Ed Nelson
Jefty Bright
Roger Sykes
Characters played by Sydney Pollack
Austin Rogers
Bert Masters
Characters played by James Doohan
Dr. Lennon
Characters played by Selette Cole
Marge
Mrs. Becker
Characters played by John McLiam
Henry Joy
Characters played by Danni Sue Nolan
Jill
Nurse
Characters played by Stafford Repp
Lt. Howard Cline
Lt. Howard Kline
Characters played by Bryan O'Byrne
Cannon
Characters played by David Lewis
Maury Keeler
Townsend
Characters played by Sandra Warner
Mrs. Flyer
Sandy Demarest
Characters played by Strother Martin
Benny Kohler
Characters played by Ivan Dixon
Wick
Characters played by Ed Begley
Masters
Characters played by Victor Jory
Deacon Lee
Characters played by Zachary Scott
Frank Luchek
Characters played by Barry Morse
Morgan Dolgelly
Virgil Payne
Characters played by Margaret Hayes
Eve Steiner
Characters played by Kim Hamilton
Sally Wick
Characters played by Barney Phillips
Sergeant Steiner
Characters played by Mario Alcalde
Barney Talltree
Frank Danielo
Characters played by Ernest Sarracino
Old Man
Characters played by George Matthews
'Moose' Martusian
Characters played by Charles Bronson
Jerry Bergason
Characters played by Martin Balsam
Frank Eberhardt
Characters played by Gary Merrill
Karl Lippert
Characters played by Harold J. Stone
George Sorens
Characters played by Michael Allinson
Piggie Franklin
Characters played by Andrew Prine
Werner Muelich
Characters played by Joanne Linville
Grace Kegler
Characters played by Joan Hackett
Angie
Characters played by Don Taylor
Fred Kingman
Characters played by Arnold Moss
Dr. Canadeo
Characters played by Les Tremayne
Garland
Characters played by Judi Meredith
Florence Charron
Characters played by John Larkin
Chuck Graffer
Characters played by Robert Redford
Arthur Honniger - Hitchhiker
Characters played by Barbara Baxley
Eve Lippert
Characters played by Mike Kellin
Moran
Characters played by John Lasell
Chris Birch
Characters played by Antony Carbone
Jack Markland
Characters played by Ron Howard
Tommy Simms
Characters played by Peter Fonda
Ronnie Bryson
Characters played by John Fiedler
Perkins
Characters played by Victor Buono
Manrique
Characters played by Alan Hewitt
Mel Elder
Characters played by Betsy Jones-Moreland
Claire Arnet
Characters played by Anne Francis
Phyllis Eberhardt
Characters played by Simon Oakland
Felix Pascal
Characters played by Wendell Corey
Roger Dawson
Characters played by Elizabeth Patterson
Mrs. Honeyman
Characters played by Anita Sands
Sue
Characters played by Yvonne Craig
Edna Pittman
Louise Pittman
Characters played by Joseph Ruskin
Donnell
Characters played by Kevin Hagen
Arne Halverson
Characters played by Susan Cummings
Gerry Lang
Characters played by Milton Selzer
Dr. Harmon
Characters played by Lin McCarthy
John Kegler
Characters played by Joel Crothers
Doug Garland
Characters played by Telly Savalas
Dr. Buel Reed
Characters played by Keenan Wynn
Ronson
Characters played by Eileen Heckart
Harriet Dawson
Characters played by Dennis King
Herbert Joy
Characters played by Peter Falk
Lopez
Characters played by Patty McCormack
Karen Kegler
Characters played by Virginia Vincent
Connie Stacy
Characters played by Bill Zuckert
Ira Garrity
Characters played by Edmon Ryan
Frank Clausen
Characters played by Herbert Ellis
Lt. Birdsall
Characters played by Jack Klugman
Floyd Blaylock
Characters played by Natalie Trundy
Inge Halverson
Characters played by Paula Raymond
Andrea Beauvoir
Characters played by Edward Andrews
Hutch Hutchins
Characters played by Stanley Adams
Larry Gruber
Characters played by Dina Merrill
Ruth Kingman
Characters played by Cameron Prud'Homme
Olav Halverson
Characters played by Joseph Mell
Len Comey
Characters played by Tsuruko Kobayashi
Noguchi Gladstone
Characters played by William Swan
Vincent Gladstone
Characters played by Stanley Kahn
Ace Varner
Characters played by Michael Constantine
Oscar Holloway
Characters played by Leonard Stone
Alfred Dreyfus
Characters played by Anne Barton
Joan Bergason
Characters played by Bernard Kates
Dr. Lester
Characters played by Davey Davison
Susan Garland
Characters played by Herbie Faye
Mike Stark
Characters played by Marie Worsham
Airline Attendant
Characters played by Jodi McDowell
Receptionist
Characters played by William Windom
Warren Giles
Characters played by Meg Wyllie
Mrs. Duke
Characters played by William Fawcett
Old Charlie
Characters played by Susan Silo
Elaine
Characters played by Lucy Prentis
Edith Joy
Characters played by Rebecca Sand
Norma Dreyfus
Characters played by Sandra Gould
Winnie
Characters played by Robert Anderson
Man in Bar
Characters played by Mina Martinez
Hostess
Characters played by Theodore Newton
Harry Glynn
Characters played by Bill Mumy
Billy
Characters played by Paul Wexler
Dakota Charlie
Characters played by Marc Cavell
Frankie
Characters played by Ricky Allen
Johnny Eberhardt
Characters played by Mack Williams
Club Manager
Characters played by Carl Reindel
Gene Garrity
Characters played by Philip Ahn
Joe Ohoshi
Characters played by Virginia Christine
Annabelle
Characters played by Jason Wingreen
Joe Logan
Characters played by Tina Menard
Mrs. Lechurgo
Characters played by Jo Helton
Tess Elder
Characters played by Dolores Quinton
Nurse
Characters played by Orville Sherman
Charlie Nellis
Characters played by Alma Platt
1st Elderly Lady
Characters played by Ed Kemmer
Saul Baron
Characters played by Linda Cordova
Mexican Maid
Characters played by Don Beddoe
Hap Nagle
Characters played by Larry D. Mann
Metro Squad Officer
Characters played by John Harding
Mr. Sterns
Characters played by Alycia Brooks
Bar Waitress
Characters played by Jane Johnston
Rose Pulaski
Characters played by Charlott Knight
2nd Elderly Lady
Characters played by Ted Bergen
Salesman
Characters played by Richard Benjamin
Interne
Characters played by Noam Pitlik
Chips
Characters played by Harry Holcombe
Mr. Trumbull
Characters played by Gilbert Green
Capt. Pendleton
Characters played by Edward Holmes
Lt. Jenner
Characters played by James Arthur
Dimitri
Characters played by James Flavin
Moose
Characters played by Gerald Gordon
Inspector Knowles
Characters played by Martin Smith
Coast Guard Officer
Characters played by Pete Kooy
Driver Officer
Characters played by Hope Summers
Mrs. McCurtin
Characters played by Bobby Clark
Tommy
Characters played by Lyle Latell
Bus Clerk
Characters played by Roger Torrey
Chris Halverson
Characters played by Michael Vandever
Tommy Simms
Characters played by Katie Sweet
Girl
Characters played by Gloria Grahame
Nurse Nora Springer
Characters played by Peter Whitney
Matson
Characters played by Tina Louise
Stella Knowland
Characters played by Jeanne Cooper
Helen
Characters played by Keir Dullea
Frank
Characters played by Joan Staley
Sophie
Characters played by James Gregory
Father Al
Characters played by Parley Baer
Pop O'Shea
Characters played by Henry Jones
Davidson
Characters played by Susan Gordon
Muffin Reisman
Characters played by Charles Aidman
Dr. Ted Reisman
Characters played by Patricia Breslin
Ruth Wollock
Characters played by Pilar Seurat
Noreen
Characters played by Fritz Weaver
Arthur Grissom
Characters played by Robert Middleton
Stanley Mannis
Characters played by John Larch
John Clark
Characters played by Diana Millay
Connie Weems
Characters played by Charles McGraw
Dr. Cameron Hill
Characters played by Lynn Bari
Mrs. Grace
Characters played by Maura McGiveney
Lucy Sayer
Characters played by Virginia Field
Iris
Characters played by Cathleen Nesbitt
Constance Meadows
Characters played by Lee Bergere
Ed Wollock
Characters played by Marjorie Bennett
Mrs. Berger
Characters played by Vivi Janiss
Mary Clark
Characters played by June Dayton
Mrs. Reisman
Characters played by Jack Oakie
Ham Tucker
Characters played by Ralph Taeger
Tad Calloway
Characters played by Norman Burton
Poulos
Characters played by Ilka Chase
Cynthia Webster
Characters played by Frances Helm
Lois McHenry
Characters played by Amanda Randolph
Mattie
Characters played by Doro Merande
Miss Stewart
Characters played by Nelson Leigh
Dr. Halsted
Characters played by Charles Carlson
Mal
Characters played by Jimmy Bates
Ronnie Wollock
Characters played by Jess Kirkpatrick
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Characters played by Linda Watkins
Wilma Donnelly
Characters played by Cloris Leachman
Elsie Condon
Characters played by Sherry Jackson
Ellen Talltree
Characters played by Grace Lee Whitney
Beth
Characters played by Robert Blake
Bobby Madero
Characters played by Vic Morrow
Belman
Characters played by Royal Dano
Harry Tilden
Characters played by William Schallert
Gilbert Condon
Characters played by Nehemiah Persoff
Louis Morley
Characters played by Eddie Albert
Walter Cowley
Characters played by Bea Benaderet
Miss Horne
Characters played by Arlene Martel
Maria Danielo
Characters played by Virginia Gregg
Georgine
Characters played by Leif Erickson
Dr. Eric Thor
Characters played by Miriam Colon
Dolores Madero
Characters played by Joseph Wiseman
Clayton Grimes
Characters played by Bennye Gatteys
Jane Morley
Characters played by Nan Martin
Margaret
Characters played by Ann B. Davis
Elizabeth MacBaine
Characters played by Ralph Moody
[no data]
Characters played by Laraine Day
Vivian Cowley
Characters played by Paul Carr
Johnny
Characters played by Arthur O'Connell
Peter Capples
Characters played by Henry Beckman
Sergeant Rayless
Characters played by Chris Robinson
Clifford Forbes
Characters played by Ben Wright
Frank Andrews
Characters played by Josephine Hutchinson
Nettie
Characters played by Richard Arlen
Willits
Characters played by Laura Devon
Ann Fetterson
Characters played by Edward Binns
Crafts
Characters played by Jena Engstrom
Ellen Redding
Characters played by Richard Bakalyan
[no data]
Characters played by Billy Halop
[no data]
Characters played by Jack Hogan
Jerry Wells
Characters played by Paul Birch
[no data]
Characters played by Vaughn Taylor
Felix Wainwright
Characters played by Billy E. Hughes
[no data]
Characters played by Robert Karnes
Fred Clinton
Characters played by Frank Silvera
John Hernandez
Characters played by Alberta Nelson
Anna
Characters played by Margo
Mrs. Madero
Characters played by Cecil Kellaway
Mr. Weltschmerz
Characters played by Paul Richards
Hobbins
Characters played by Peter Helm
Lennie Rath
Characters played by Jean Engstrom
Carol
Characters played by Richard Evans
Keith Blessing
Characters played by Carmen Mathews
Sarah Clinton
Characters played by Rebecca Welles
[no data]
Characters played by Eduardo Ciannelli
Tulio Rossi
Characters played by Don Hanmer
Kronis
Characters played by Phyllis Love
Mrs. Capples
Characters played by Jay Adler
Joseph Zeromski
Characters played by Joan Tompkins
Mrs. Marsh
Characters played by Diane Mountford
Kathy Adams
Characters played by Rudy Solari
Mike Madero
Characters played by Will Kuluva
Benjamin Worthman
Characters played by Harold Innocent
Club Manager
Characters played by Paul Sorensen
[no data]
Characters played by Burt Brinckerhoff
Willis
Characters played by Jennie Lynn
Susie Tilden
Characters played by John Indrisano
[no data]
Characters played by Lisa Golm
Mrs. Plummer
Characters played by Richard Carlyle
[no data]
Characters played by Paul Hahn
[no data]
Characters played by John Baragrey
Appleton
Characters played by Karen Green
Susan Cowley
Characters played by Beatrice Kay
Joy Miggins
Characters played by Iphigenie Castiglioni
Carla Rossi
Characters played by John Brinkley
Mark Calvin
Characters played by Robert Eyer
Vinnie Kincaid
Characters played by Debbie Megowan
[no data]
Characters played by Les Damon
Sumner Rath
Characters played by Eugene Borden
Roberto
Characters played by Monica Keating
[no data]
Characters played by Jeff Pevney
Bobby Townsend
Characters played by Moria Turner
Mrs. Rath
Characters played by Patricia King
[no data]
Characters played by Margo Lorenz
Edyth
Characters played by John Zaccaro
Sergeant Conlon
Characters played by Ron Whelan
Achilles Rex
Characters played by Dick Wesson
Introductory Narrator
Characters played by Don Keefer
Mel Ruderman
Characters played by Dick Wilson
Policeman
Characters played by Sidney Clute
Truck Driver
Characters played by Edgar Stehli
Druggist
Characters played by Vin Scully
Baseball Announcer