The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human Characters

Characters played by David Hyde Pierce

• Narrator

Characters played by Mackenzie Astin

• The Male (Billy)

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Characters played by Carmen Electra

• The Female (Jenny Smith)

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Characters played by Markus Redmond

• The Male's Friend (Jimmy)

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Characters played by Lucy Liu

• The Female's Friend (Lydia)

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Characters played by Lisa Rotondi

• The Female's Slutty Friend (Lana)

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Characters played by Sharon Wyatt

• The Male's Mother

Characters played by Jack Kehler

• The Male's Father

Characters played by Leo Rossi

• The Female's Father

Characters played by Antonette Saftler

• The Female's Mother

Characters played by Marc Blucas

• The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Characters played by Anne Gee Byrd

• The Female's Boss

Characters played by Eric Kushnick

• The Female's Brother

Characters played by Linda Porter

• The Wise Old Woman

Characters played by Tyler Abugov

• The Female's Fantasy Son