Characters played by Will Sasso
Awesomest Maximus
Characters played by Kristanna Loken
Hottessa
Characters played by Sophie Monk
Princess Ellen
Characters played by Khary Payton
King Erotic
Characters played by Ian Ziering
Testiclees
Characters played by Gary Lundy
Orlando
Characters played by Rip Torn
King Looney
Characters played by Tony Cox
Minoritees
Characters played by Tiffany Claus
Milfia
Characters played by Deon Richmond
Jamal
Characters played by Kevin Linehan
Quantas
Characters played by Eddie Pepitone
Approximo
Characters played by Nelson Frazier Jr.
Ginormous
Characters played by Nathalie Walker
Oracle
Characters played by Adam Devine
Ephor 1
Characters played by James C. Morris
Ephor 2
Characters played by Edward Barbanell
Testiclees Little Cousin
Characters played by Blake Anderson
Greek Soldier #1
Characters played by Tye Nelson
Greek Soldier #2
Characters played by Tod Huntington
Greek Soldier #3
Characters played by Peter D'Alessio
Giuseppe
Characters played by Randy Sklar
Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2
Characters played by Jason Sklar
Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1
Characters played by Jason Burinescu
Testiclees Soldier #3
Characters played by Evan Kanew
Testiclees Soldier #4
Characters played by Paul Kiernan
Ship Captain
Characters played by William 'Bus' Riley
Thessaly Ruler
Characters played by Rook Overman
Crazy Trojian Soldier
Characters played by Paul Mulder
Father
Characters played by Taggart Hurtubise
Son
Characters played by Dennis Haskins
Priest
Characters played by Mike Hardy
Beer Guy
Characters played by Ahmed Ahmed
Slick Slave Trader
Characters played by Bijan J. Hosseini
Scalper
Characters played by Bob Lanoue
Pushy Crowd Member
Characters played by Zack Phifer
Guy in Crowd #1
Characters played by Tony Knight
Guy in Crowd #2
Characters played by Robyn Adamson
Dyke Girl In Crowd
Characters played by Kevin Rail
Lute Player
Soldier #1
Characters played by Seven Castle
Loony's Girl
Characters played by Michelle Money
Attendant
Characters played by Wayne Brennen
Greek Advisor #1
Characters played by John Burdick
Crowd Member #1
Characters played by Oscar A. Diaz
Crowd Member #2
Characters played by Minnie Gupta
Bathhouse Handmaiden
Characters played by Cody Harbaugh
Lookout
Characters played by Michael Lee
Thessaly Soldier
Characters played by Dennis Luciani
Abacus
Characters played by Sarah Mitchell
Trojan Chick #1
Characters played by Michael O'Connell
Janitorius
Characters played by Russell Peters
Pervius
Characters played by Stephanie Reibel
Trojan Chick #2
Characters played by Jack Stovitz
Boy
Characters played by Devin Barry
Stassenius
Characters played by Barby Garcia
Mistress
Characters played by John Hinckley
Musician #2
Characters played by Christopher Kazarian
Testiclees Soldier
Characters played by Lj
King Loony's guard
Characters played by Ben Naccarato
Trojan Soldier
Characters played by Rafael Perez
Greek Soldier
Characters played by Adam Poulson
Various Characters
Characters played by Nenetzi Scott
Masseuse
Characters played by Thadeus Welch
Various characters
Characters played by Robin Westover
Fat Peasant Woman