Characters played by Paris Hilton
Cristabel Abbott
Characters played by Joel David Moore
Nate Cooper
Characters played by Christine Lakin
June Phigg
Characters played by Johann Urb
Johann Wulrich
Characters played by Adam Kulbersh
Cole Slawsen
Characters played by Greg Romero Wilson
Arno Blount
Characters played by Marianne Muellerleile
Mrs. Blount
Characters played by Kathryn Fiore
Jane
Characters played by Scott Prendergast
Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Characters played by Morgan Rusler
Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Characters played by Ryan Alvarez
Extremely Unattractive Guy
Characters played by Erin Cardillo
Yoga Teacher
Characters played by Samantha Bailey
Little Girl
Characters played by Jeremy Scott Johnson
Little Girl's Dad
Characters played by Gino Anthony Pesi
Cheesy Guy