Characters played by Jack Lemmon
Harry Hinkle
Characters played by Walter Matthau
Willie Gingrich
Characters played by Ron Rich
Luther 'Boom Boom' Jackson
Characters played by Judi West
Sandy Hinkle
Characters played by Cliff Osmond
Chester Purkey
Characters played by Lurene Tuttle
Mother Hinkle
Characters played by Harry Holcombe
O'Brien
Characters played by Les Tremayne
Thompson
Characters played by Lauren Gilbert
Kincaid
Characters played by Marge Redmond
Charlotte Gingrich
Characters played by Noam Pitlik
Max
Characters played by Harry Davis
Dr. Krugman
Characters played by Ann Shoemaker
Sister Veronica
Characters played by Maryesther Denver
Ugly Nurse
Characters played by Ned Glass
Doc Schindler
Characters played by Sig Ruman
Professor Winterhalter
Characters played by Archie Moore
Mr. Jackson
Characters played by Howard McNear
Mr. Cimoli
Characters played by William Christopher
Interne
Characters played by Bartlett Robinson
Specialist #1
Characters played by Robert P. Lieb
Specialist #2
Characters played by Martin Blaine
Specialist #3
Characters played by Ben Wright
Specialist #4
Characters played by Dodie Heath
Nun
Characters played by Herbie Faye
Maury - the Equipment Man
Characters played by Billy Beck
Maury's Assistant
Characters played by Judy Pace
Elvira
Characters played by Helen Kleeb
The Lawyers' Receptionist
Characters played by Lisa Linsky
Ginger Gingrich
Characters played by John Todd Roberts
Jeffrey Gingrich
Characters played by Keith Jackson
CBS Football Announcer
Characters played by Herbert Ellis
TV Director
Characters played by Don Reed
Newscaster
Characters played by Louise Vienna Keene
Girl on TV
Characters played by Robert DoQui
Man in Bar
Characters played by John Anderson
Abraham Lincoln
Characters played by Gary Bohn
Paramedic
Characters played by Jim Brown
Running Back - Number 32
Characters played by Daniel Elam
Bar Patron
Characters played by Rudy Germane
Commuter
Characters played by Chester Jones
Cook
Characters played by Leroy Kelly
Running Back #44
Characters played by Chuck Schodowski
Stadium Cameraman
Characters played by Jon Silo
Tailor