Characters played by Mark Addy
Tony
Characters played by Frank Bruno
Self
Characters played by Lachele Carl
Monica
Characters played by Andrew Dunn
Skodge
Characters played by Julia Ford
Carol
Characters played by Richard James Lewis
Eric
Characters played by Andrew Livingston
Kenny
Characters played by Stuart McQuarrie
Jock
Characters played by Paul Rider
Chike
Characters played by Richard Ridings
Mad Mick
Characters played by Martin Ronan
Gorgeous Gary
Characters played by Wendy Schoeman
Maid
Characters played by Andrew Searle
Beef
Characters played by Jane Thornton
Woody (as Jane Clifford)
Characters played by David Urquhart
Steve