The Bystanders Characters

Characters played by Jane Lynch

• The Narrator

Characters played by Kristin Chenoweth

• Bunny Bell Pasht

• Bonnie Bell Pasht

Characters played by Oscar Nuñez

• Phil Absconder

Characters played by Ki Hong Lee

• Kyle Shyttles

Characters played by Jaclyn Hales

• Lexi Hades

Characters played by Jim Lau

• Hop He

Characters played by Karen Huie

• Fan He

Characters played by Ash Lendzion

• Sara Fatbottom

Characters played by Matt Mattson

• Tim Hades

Characters played by Machete Bang Bang

• Pasta

Characters played by Ed Westwick

• Rick the Killer

Characters played by August Nuñez

• Frankie

Characters played by Heather Morris

• Clerk

• Dog Owner

• Marsha

Characters played by Michael Hitchcock

• Detective Lou Louie

Characters played by Victoria Atkin

• Rebexa

Characters played by J. Michael Trautmann

• Dale

Characters played by Ariel Neona

• Annoyed Girlfriend

Characters played by Robert Lendzion

• Taxi Driver

Characters played by Scott Lendzion

• Spare Change Guy