Characters played by Billy Kennedy
Dennis
Characters played by Felicity Montagu
Miss Price
Characters played by Tim McInnerny
Mr. Hawthorn
Characters played by Temi Orelaja
Lisa
Characters played by Jennifer Saunders
Miss Windsor
Characters played by Aaron Chawla
Darvesh
Characters played by Meera Syal
Jaspreet
Characters played by Rosheen Hinze
Cherise
Characters played by Oliver Barry-Brook
John
Characters played by Steve Speirs
Peter
Characters played by Emma Cooke
Mum
Characters played by Harish Patel
Raj
Characters played by Kate Moss
Kate Moss
Characters played by Sonny Ashbourne Serkis
Gareth
Characters played by James Buckley
Mr. Norris
Characters played by Alex Thomas
St. Kenneth's Pupil
Characters played by David Walliams
Referee
Characters played by Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker
Characters played by Bern Collaço
Paparazzi
Characters played by Jack Jenkins
Footballer
Characters played by Devante Johnson
Footballer
Characters played by Connor Read
Footballer