Teddy Bears' Picnic Characters

Characters played by Dick Butkus

• Dick Butkus

Characters played by Burt Bulos

• Billy the Driver

Characters played by Bob Einstein

• Dom Molinari

Characters played by Morgan Fairchild

• Courtney Vandermint

Characters played by Henry Gibson

• Clifford Sloane

Characters played by Joyce Greenleaf

• Lingerie Lady

Characters played by Gilley Grey

• Guard

Characters played by Annabelle Gurwitch

• Jennifer Gersh

Characters played by John Michael Higgins

• Whittaker Summers

Characters played by Howard Hesseman

• Ted Frye

Characters played by Joyce Hyser

• Rita D'Onofrio

Characters played by Richard Israel

• Ad Agency Guy

Characters played by Darron Johnson

• Malcolm

Characters played by Justin Kirk

• Damien Pritzker

Characters played by Jim Lampley

• Jim Lampley

Characters played by Robert Mandan

• Stanton Vandermint

Characters played by John Marrott

• Sheriff

Characters played by Kenneth Mars

• Gene Molinari

Characters played by Peter Marshall

• Peter Marshall

Characters played by Michael McKean

• Porty Pendleton

Characters played by Delaune Michel

• Ruby

Characters played by Phil Miller

• Old Golfer

Characters played by Ming-Na Wen

• Katy Woo

Characters played by John O'Hurley

• Earle Hansen

Characters played by Judith Owen

• Nancy McMahon

Characters played by Julie Payne

• Lila Claypool

Characters played by Kiran Rao

• Yeti

Characters played by David Rasche

• Elliot Chevron

Characters played by Thom Sharp

• James Neal Taylor

Characters played by Harry Shearer

• Joey Lavin

Characters played by Kurtwood Smith

• Sec. of Transportation William Easter

Characters played by Joseph Sordetto

• Undie Man

Characters played by Brenda Strong

• Jackie Sloane

Characters played by Alan Thicke

• Alan Thicke

Characters played by Dale E. Turner

• Maurice the Driver

Characters played by George Wendt

• General Edison Gerberding

Characters played by David Todd West

• Newspaper Guy Dave

Characters played by Travis Wester

• Denny O'Leary

Characters played by Fred Willard

• Senator Roger Dickey

Characters played by Barry Wiggins

• Vic Ricker

Characters played by Scott Aaronson

• Waiter

Characters played by David E. Baker

• Can Can Dancer

Characters played by Jeffrey Coburn

• Monk

Characters played by Michael M. Joshua

• Kitchen Sweeper

Characters played by Christian Malmin

• Can-Can Dancer

Characters played by Joan Marlowe

• General's wife

Characters played by Larry Miller

• (uncredited)

Characters played by Terry Ray

• Can-Can Dancer

Characters played by Kennedy Stone

• Trophy Wife

Characters played by Marcus Vaughn

• Shakespeare Man