Characters played by Woody Allen
Virgil Starkwell
Characters played by Janet Margolin
Louise
Characters played by Marcel Hillaire
Fritz - Director
Characters played by Jacquelyn Hyde
Miss Blair
Characters played by Lonny Chapman
Jake - Convict
Characters played by Jan Merlin
Al - Bank Robber
Characters played by James Anderson
Chain Gang Warden
Characters played by Howard Storm
Fred
Characters played by Mark Gordon
Vince
Characters played by Micil Murphy
Frank
Characters played by Minnow Moskowitz
Joe Agneta
Characters played by Nate Jacobson
The Judge
Characters played by Grace Bauer
Farm House Lady
Characters played by Ethel Sokolow
Mother Starkwell
Characters played by Dan Frazer
Julius Epstein - The Psychiatrist
Characters played by Henry Leff
Father Starkwell
Characters played by Mike O'Dowd
Michael Sullivan
Characters played by Jackson Beck
The Narrator
Characters played by Louise Lasser
Kay Lewis
Characters played by Stanley Ackerman
Stanley Krim - Photographer
Characters played by Thomas Bellin
Member of Virgil's Gang
Characters played by Kenneth Guy Boullt
Gumball thief
Characters played by Michael L. Davis
Police Officer in Coffee Shop
Characters played by Dwight D. Eisenhower
Self
Characters played by Roy Engel
Prison Guard Captain
Characters played by Lynn Foley
Parade Spectator
Characters played by Kaiser Wilhelm II
Self
Characters played by Richard Nixon
Self
Characters played by Mickey Rose
Chain Gang Man
Characters played by Paul Schumacher
Patrolman Lynch
Characters played by Mitchell Tunick
Young Virgil Starkwell
Characters played by Michael-James Wixted
Virgil's son