Characters played by Tom Basden
Steven Spielberg
Adam Clayton
Bernie Taupin
David Beckham
Gary Neville
Jefferson Hack
John Lennon
John Leslie
Michael Barrymore
Midge Ure
Rod Stewart
Tom Cruise
Will Young
Characters played by Kevin Bishop
George Michael
Elton John
Narrator
Tony Blair
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Brad Pitt
Cliff Richard
Ewan McGregor
God
Michael Douglas
Noel Edmonds
Pete Doherty
Peter Andre
Robbie Williams
Sean Penn
Simon Cowell
Sir Alex Ferguson
Tom Cruise
Characters played by Laura Patch
Baby Spice
Kate Moss
Rebecca Loos
Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Aniston
Katie Holmes
Shirley of 'Pepsi & Shirley'
The Queen
Trudie Styler
Characters played by Harry Peacock
Bono
David Jason
Dane Bowers
Dave Lee Travis
Gazza
George Clooney
George's Dad
Graham Taylor
Jason Orange
Jerome Flynn
Marky Mark
Matt LeBlanc
Mike Reid
Ray Winstone
Rick Astley
Simon Fuller
Sylvester Stallone
Vinnie Jones
Characters played by Alex Woodhall
Various
Louis Walsh
David Blunkett
Gerry Adams
Gianni Versace
Johnny Rotten
Larry Mullen Jr.
Mark Owen
Simon Le Bon
Characters played by Steve Edge
Boy George
Freddie Mercury
Gary Barlow
Noel Gallagher
Sting
David Furnish
David Schwimmer
Gladiator Ice
Jamie Hince
John Travolta
Paul McCartney
Pete Waterman
Rod Hull
The Edge
Tony Mortimer
Characters played by Tom Meeten
Chris Martin
Johnny Depp
OK! Editor
Robert Downey Jr.
Saddam Hussein
Waiter
Characters played by Thaila Zucchi
Victoria Beckham
Annie Lennox
Courteney Cox
Dr Mortensen
Geri Halliwell
Ginger Spice
J-Lo
Kelly Brook
Kerry Katona
Kirstie Alley
Linda Evangelista
Lindsay Lohan
Lulu
Meg Matthews
Sandra Bernhard
Sharon Osbourne
Shop Assistant
Stella McCartney
Vivienne Westwood
Characters played by Daisy Beaumont
Angelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Cindy Crawford
Elizabeth Hurley
Jordan aka Katie Price
Madonna
Mimi Rogers
Paula Abdul
Posh Spice
Renate Blauel
Sadie Frost
Sarah Doukas
Stella McCartney
Vanessa Paradis
Victoria Beckham
Characters played by Dolly Wells
Gwyneth Paltrow
Nicole Kidman
Ballet Teacher
Christy Turlington
Heather Mills
Lisa Kudrow
Princess Lady Di
Teacher
Characters played by Trevor Lock
Ant McPartlin
Billy Bob Thornton
Doctor
Glenn Hoddle
Phil Collins
Philip Green
Characters played by Rhys Thomas
Andrew Ridgeley
Catherine's Dad
Gareth Gates
Gary Glitter
Jude Law
Kiefer Sutherland
Matthew Perry
Simon Fuller
Warren Beatty
Characters played by Fergus Craig
Nigel Martin-Smith
Bob Geldof
Calvin Klein
Dec Donnelly
Gareth Gates
Ian Paisley
Jason Donovan
John Prescott
Prince Philip
Russell Brand
The Pope
Tim Rice
Characters played by Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
Nelson Mandela
Dwight Yorke
Kofi Annan
Snoop Dogg
Characters played by Rosalyn Wright
Mel B
Naomi Campbell
Scary Spice
Sinitta
Characters played by Simon Greenall
Narrator
Characters played by Oliver Maltman
David Beckham
Bob Geldof
George Harrison
Sean Pertwee
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Telly 'Kojak' Savalas
Characters played by Matt King
Elton John
Gary Kemp
Guy Ritchie
Terry Venables
Characters played by Kate Drew
Catherine's Mum
Sadie Frost
Sporty Spice
Characters played by Nick Turner
Cowboy & Chelsea Footballer
Goose
Characters played by Victoria Blackburn
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Characters played by Imogen Bain
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Characters played by Harry Derbidge
Young David Beckham
Characters played by Alice Lowe
Madonna
Characters played by Tom Price
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Characters played by Jo Bourne-Taylor
Daisy - The Nanny
Characters played by Annie Hay Connelly
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Characters played by Harry Enfield
Elvis Costello
Characters played by Leonora Fyfe
Scary Spice
Characters played by James Fiddy
The Specials
Characters played by Fudge Hammali
Santiago
Characters played by Johnny Shingleton
Pizza delivery man
Characters played by Chris Wilson
Terry Wedding Photographer
Characters played by Forbes KB
Katie Price's Minder
Characters played by Allin Kempthorne
Studio Cameraman