Characters played by Kathleen Robertson
Veronica
Characters played by Johnathon Schaech
Abel
Characters played by Matt Keeslar
Zed
Characters played by Kelly Macdonald
Mike
Characters played by Eric Mabius
Ernest
Characters played by Dan Gatto
Mutt
Characters played by Linda Kim
Alison
Characters played by Audrey Ruttan
The Gloved One
Characters played by Nathan Bexton
Waiter
Characters played by Amy Stevens
Nana Kitty Cat
Characters played by Adam Carolla
Mike's Stupid Boss (as Adam Carola)
Characters played by Julie Millett
Supermarket Cashier (as Julie Millette)
Characters played by Jenica Bergere
Model #1
Characters played by Paige Dunn
Model #2
Characters played by Emile Hamaty
The Wizard Cashier