Characters played by Boman Irani
Santa
Santeshwar Singh Sullar
Characters played by Vir Das
Banta
Banteshwar Singh Bhullar
Characters played by Neha Dhupia
Kareena Roy
Characters played by Lisa Haydon
Queenie Taneja a.k.a Cutie
Characters played by Ram Kapoor
Sonu Sultan
Characters played by Johny Lever
Chooza Don
Pushkar Nepali
Characters played by Vijay Raaz
Arvind Dhariwal
Characters played by Tinnu Anand
Hanumant Singh
Characters played by Sanjay Mishra
Akbar Allahabadi
Characters played by Ayub Khan
High Commissioner Shankar Roy
Characters played by Ranjeet Bedi
Antonio Kapoor
Characters played by Vrajesh Hirjee
Teetar
Characters played by Vijay Patkar
Bater
Characters played by Sonu Nigam
Self
Characters played by Vikas Bhalla
Self
Characters played by Ravi Dewan
Fiji Police Commissioner Francis
Characters played by Malkeet Rauni
Punjab policeman
Characters played by Peter Nair
Fiji Hotel Manager
Characters played by Sakshi Raina
Air Hostess
Characters played by Natasha Shah
Fiji News Reporter
Characters played by Karan Gill
Pilot