Characters played by Joel Heyman
Joel
Cop #2
Adolf Hitler
Christmas Hater
Joel Balmer
Joel Heyman - News Reporter
Mrs. McCarthy's Husband
President
Tyrone
Characters played by Chris Demarais
Chris
'Half-breed' Villager
Anthony Bennett
Bartender
Freshman
Gerald 'Blade' Withers
Mark Zuckerberg
Mime #2
Murderer
Nerd #1
Painter #2
Pedestrian
Photographer
Pirate
Self
Steve Rogers
Thief
Characters played by Gus Sorola
Gus
Scientist
Dungeon Master
Hammond
Characters played by Burnie Burns
Burnie
Cop #1
Academy Member
Bullet Bill
Burnie Burns - Weather Man
Science Person
Characters played by Matt Hullum
Matt
Chick Cramney
Driver
Head Scientist
Head of Academy
Jesus
Characters played by Geoff Ramsey
Geoff
Grif
Characters played by Barbara Dunkelman
Barbara
Barbara Dunkelman - News Anchor
Bumble
Cindy
Gretel
Mrs. McCarthy's Daughter
Party Guest
Propcorn Woman
Starbucks Employee
Superstitious Zombie
Woman with Purse
Characters played by Blaine Gibson
Blaine
Police Officer
Cop
Academy Awards Presenter
Elf
Jennifer's Boyfriend
Maniac
Saint Nicholas
Snazzy Man
Tinder
Characters played by Nathan Zellner
Nathan
Pongo
Detective
Hitchhiker
Mime #1
Characters played by Aaron Marquis
Aaron
Aaron - News Reporter
Cool Student
Cop
Hitler Hitler
Martial Arts Student
Mr. Gumdrop
News Reporter
Paul
Soldier
Waiter
Characters played by Brandon Farmahini
Brandon
Brandon Dangleheim
Control Operator
Student
Characters played by Josh Flanagan
Josh
Bearded Star Wars Fan
Devlin Boof
Grim Reaper
Grindr
Hansel
Husband
Man with Knife
McKinley
Sheriff
Characters played by Marshall Rimmer
Marshall
Will
Apple Store Employee
Bill
Losoya
Marshall Rimmer - News Anchor
Nerd
Nerd #2
Painter #1
Tim
Tom
Characters played by Gavin Free
Gavin
Camera Operator
Cinemagoer
Characters played by Jack Pattillo
Jack
Cinemagoer
Characters played by Kerry Shawcross
Kerry
Spray Painter
Characters played by Michael Jones
Michael
Narrator
Cinemagoer
Cinnamon Guy
Characters played by Jon Risinger
Jon
Cinemagoer
Criminal
Eddie
Lonely Boy
That Guy
Characters played by Samantha Ireland
Samantha
Elaine
Grocery Shopper
Janice
Sharon
Tinder's Ex-girlfriend
Wife
Characters played by Miles Luna
Miles
Bing-o
David
Scorpion
Characters played by Lindsay Jones
Lindsay
Cinemagoer
David's Wife
News Reporter
Ruby Rose
Scientist
Voice Over
Characters played by Tom Booker
Santa
Cindy's Husband
DMV Worker
Onstar Wars Operator
Orc
Repair Man
St. Nicholas J. Claus
Characters played by Griffon Ramsey
Griffon
Characters played by Kara Eberle
Kara
Scientist
Characters played by Ben King
Ben
Characters played by Meg Turney
Meg
Carly Johnson
Cinemagoer
Characters played by Jason Saldaña
Jason
Gardener
Purse Thief
Characters played by Jordan Cwierz
Jordan
Characters played by Ashley Jenkins
Ashley
Ashley Jenkins - News Reporter
Ashley Jenkins - Traffic Reporter
Characters played by Brad Anner
Brad
Javier
Security Guard
Thief
Characters played by Shannon McCormick
Shannon
Boss
Characters played by Joe
Joe the Office Cat
Characters played by Kathleen Zuelch
Blind Woman
Kathleen
Marie
Characters played by Rocco Botte
Rocco
Characters played by Ryan Haywood
Ryan
Characters played by J.J. Castillo
J.J.
Characters played by Gray G. Haddock
Gray
Priest
Characters played by Tyler Coe
Martial Arts Student
Science Assistant
Tyler
Characters played by Jack Lee
Button Guy
Matt's Dad
Characters played by Monty Oum
Monty
Characters played by Eric Baudour
Eric
Characters played by Shawn Chatfield
Shawn
Characters played by John Erler
Althaus
Dom
Characters played by Rebecca Frasier
Becca
Girlfriend
Characters played by Jon Graham
Jon Graham
Characters played by Kyle Taylor
Kyle
Characters played by Mariel Salcedo
Mariel
Characters played by Jeremy Dooley
Jeremy
Characters played by Josh Ornelas
Josh
Josh - News Reporter
Characters played by Ray Narvaez Jr.
Ray
Characters played by Arryn Zech
Arryn
Villager with Bicycle
Characters played by Adam Ellis
Adam
Characters played by Adam Kovic
Blancos Furioso
Mr. Braski
Characters played by Lawrence Sonntag
Batman
Blancos Furioso
Characters played by James Willems
Blancos Furioso
Hopscotch
Characters played by Colton Dunn
Colton
Dying Solider
Characters played by Mica Burton
Mica
Characters played by Ellie Main
Ditzy Girl
Ellie
Characters played by Jessica Vasami
Badass Chick
Carol
Characters played by Max Kruemcke
Max
Characters played by Samm Levine
Connor
Characters played by Avery Monsen
Sam
Characters played by Kirk C. Johnson
Larry
Characters played by Andy Young
Tyler
Characters played by Thomas Ridgewell
Police Man
Characters played by Matt Bragg
Matt
Characters played by Cole Gallian
Cole
Characters played by Kdin Jenzen
Kdin
Characters played by Shane Newville
Shane
Characters played by Maggie Tominey
Maggie
Characters played by Sam Cantu
Tod
Characters played by Bruce Greene
Blancos Furioso
Characters played by Mike MacRae
Mr. Sprinklestein
Characters played by Atticus Nations
Timmy J. Sanders
Characters played by Christian Neitzey
Background cult member
Characters played by Knox Potter
Davy Sanders
Characters played by Craig Skistimas
Craig
Characters played by Mj Vandivier
Old Woman
Characters played by Zach Anner
Zach
Characters played by Christian Bazan
Bad Guy
Characters played by Sharlto Copley
Jimmy
Characters played by Dora Corpus
Christine's Mom
Characters played by Caleb Denecour
Caleb
Characters played by Denise Downs
Christine
Characters played by Greg Kelly
Russian Bad Guy
Characters played by Rupert Reyes
Christine's Dad
Characters played by Richard Dodwell
Soothsaying Farmer
Characters played by Devin Finn
Drunk Dude
Characters played by Chad James
Chad
Characters played by Mark Tamble
Zombie 2
Characters played by Robert Tamble
Zombie 1
Characters played by Nathan Yaffe
Self
Characters played by Pamela L. Paek
Diner