Characters played by Rob Schneider
Rob
Characters played by Cheech Marin
Fernando
Characters played by Claudia Bassols
Maggie
Characters played by Diana Maria Riva
Rosa
Characters played by Lupe Ontiveros
Abuelita
Characters played by Eugenio Derbez
Hector
Characters played by Ricky Rico
Pepe
Characters played by Manolo Travieso
Cousin Manolo
Uncle
Characters played by Veronica Milagros
Salsa Instructor #2
Characters played by Stephanie Arellano
Laura
Characters played by Raymond Del Barrio
Salsa Instructor #1
Characters played by Jennifer Delaeo
Juana
Characters played by Lou George
Maitre d'
Characters played by Fred Willard
George
Characters played by Brooke Baumer
Nurse
Characters played by Emanuel Borria
Rolando
Characters played by Ben Cain
Delivery Man
Characters played by Joaquin Garay III
Tito
Characters played by Ryan McCann
Stranger
Characters played by Marcus Choi
Cop
Characters played by Jessica DiCicco
Crying Baby
Characters played by Edy Ganem
Monica
Characters played by Greg Allen Johnson
Mr. Weinberg
Characters played by Mark Rappaport
'Steve' Puppeteer
Characters played by Jenna Ortega
Girl
Characters played by Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo
Cousin Eduardo
Characters played by Richard Wharton
Masseur
Characters played by Juan Martinez
Pepe
Characters played by Michael Potter
Preacher
Characters played by Terry F. Smith
Neighbor #3