Characters played by Michael Palin
Bank Manager
Captain Walter Snetterton
Charles Chiddingfold
Cpl Chipps
Eric Olthwaite
Gerald Whinfrey
Gordon Ottershaw
Headmaster
Hugo Chiddingfold
Kevin Orr
Major Errol Phipps
Mr Craffitt
Roger
TV Introducer
Tomkinson
Uncle Jack
Characters played by Charles McKeown
2nd native
Captain Morrison
Goalkeeper
Mr. Ferris
Characters played by Barbara New
Jehovah's Witnesses
Mrs. Olthwaite
Characters played by David Griffin
Attenborough
Captain Meredith
Characters played by Michael Stainton
Ship's stoker
the Gamekeeper
Characters played by Peter Graham
Boy
Boy Behind Goal
Characters played by Terry Jones
Bear
Director
Mr. Ellis
Mr. Moodie
Characters played by Isabel Dean
Lady Chiddingfold
Characters played by Denholm Elliott
Mr. Gregory
Characters played by Roy Kinnear
Vogel
Characters played by Hilary Mason
Kevin's mother
Characters played by Maria Aitken
Mrs. Otway
Characters played by Gwen Taylor
Mrs. Ottershaw
Characters played by Richard Vernon
Lord Bartlesham
Characters played by Gwen Watford
Mummy
Characters played by John Barrett
Mr. Olthwaite
Characters played by Iain Cuthbertson
Dr. Farson
Characters played by Tenniel Evans
Kevin's father
Characters played by Don Henderson
Sgt. Major
Characters played by John Phillips
Colonel Harcourt Badger Owen
Characters played by Antony Carrick
Admiral Jefferson
Characters played by Bill Fraser
Mr. Foggen
Characters played by Joan Sanderson
Lady Bartlesham
Characters played by Ian Ogilvy
Grayson
Characters played by Anita Carey
Irene Olthwaite
Characters played by Timothy Carlton
Nicholson
Characters played by Frank Middlemass
Father
Characters played by Keith Smith
Captain Merson
Characters played by Eileen Way
Old woman
Characters played by Roger Brierley
Hopper
Characters played by Edward Hardwicke
Mr. Girton
Characters played by Teddy Turner
Chairman
Characters played by John Wentworth
Chaplain
Characters played by Harold Innocent
Manners
Characters played by John Louis Mansi
1st native
Characters played by Aubrey Morris
Grosvenor
Characters played by Liz Smith
Mrs. Bag
Characters played by Richard Hurndall
Carne
Characters played by John Le Mesurier
Colonel Runciman
Characters played by David Leland
Football Manager
Characters played by Sarah Grazebrook
Maid
Characters played by Candace Glendenning
Dora
Characters played by Julian Hough
Biolek
Characters played by Reg Lye
Mr. Bag
Characters played by Nigel Rhodes
Young Kevin
Characters played by John Berlyne
Barnstoneworth
Characters played by Jan Francis
Miranda
Characters played by Jack May
General Chapman
Characters played by Chai Lee
Suki
Characters played by David English
2nd Guard
Characters played by Judy Loe
Chief Petty Officer Russell
Characters played by Petra Markham
Enid Bag
Characters played by John White
3rd native
Characters played by Ann Zelda
Ruth
Characters played by Allan Cuthbertson
Major Daintry
Characters played by Ken Kitson
Cyril
Characters played by Gerald Sim
Lord Raglan
Characters played by Terrance Denville
Man
Characters played by Bridget Armstrong
Lady Agatha
Characters played by Alan Leith
Corporal
Characters played by Roland MacLeod
Dusty
Characters played by Roger Sloman
'Baldy' Davitt
Characters played by Ann Way
Old Lady (Lotte)
Characters played by Kenneth Colley
Robber
Characters played by Nicholas Day
Sgt. Major Errol
Characters played by Gilly Flower
Jehovah's Witnesses
Characters played by Kevin Moran
1st Private
Characters played by David Ellison
1st Footballer
Characters played by Michael Sharvell-Martin
Smooth German
Characters played by Roger Avon
Chauffeur
Characters played by Vanessa Furse
Ship's Engineer
Characters played by Hugh Janes
Carter
Characters played by Brian Nolan
2nd Private
Characters played by Colin Bennett
2nd Footballer
Characters played by David Warwick
Captain Cooper
Characters played by Philip Graham
Ginger
Characters played by Clifford Kershaw
Mayor
Characters played by Matthew Scurfield
3rd Footballer
Characters played by Anthony Woodruff
Portly Man
Characters played by James Charles
Walcott
Characters played by Norman Mitchell
1st Pressman
Characters played by Roy Sampson
Army Captain
Characters played by Ken Shorter
1st Mutinous Officer
Characters played by Glen Cunningham
Bo Bo
Characters played by Anthony Smee
2nd Pressman
Characters played by Phillip Clayton-Gore
Another Eddie
Characters played by Douglas Hinton
2nd Mutinous Officer
Characters played by Pat Taylor
Mrs Foggen
Characters played by David Machin
Tosh
Characters played by Marcelle Samett
Boy's Mother
Characters played by Patrick Bailey
Vinney
Characters played by Dorothy Frere
Housemaid
Characters played by Margot Lawson
Chairman's Wife
Characters played by Ronald Fletcher
Narrator
Characters played by Steve Conway
Meat Porter
Characters played by Tom Harrison
Man in Social Club
Characters played by Danny O'Dea
Man at Gum Factory
Characters played by Burt Brooks
Man at Gum Factory
Characters played by Charles Marcelle
Shepherd
Characters played by Arthur Fortune
Porter
Characters played by Gillian McClements
Nurse
Characters played by Dickie Arnold
Man in Wheelchair
Characters played by Saltaire Football Club Members of Salts
Themselves
Characters played by John Cleese
a Passer-by
Characters played by Robert Smythe
Double
Double for 'Chips'
Enid's Boyfriend
Characters played by Paul Barton
Nude Man
Characters played by Gerry Cook
Boy
Characters played by Alf Coster
Nude Man
Characters played by Mark Dunn
Heavy
Characters played by Nicholas Dunn
Boy
Characters played by Lorence Ferdinand
Nude Man
Characters played by Raymond George
Nude Man
Characters played by Kennaley Hoyle
Boy
Characters played by Paul Kirby
Nude Man
Characters played by Colin Ravon
Boy
Characters played by Mike Reynell
Master
Characters played by P. Richards Holder
Boy
Characters played by Geoff Stevens
Boy
Characters played by Jeff Stevenson
Student
Characters played by Mark Taylor
Father
Characters played by Bob Babenia
Native Leader
Characters played by Lindy Benson
Bearer
Characters played by John Brown
Village Workman
Characters played by Alan Clarke
Journalist
Characters played by Dennis Costello
Vicar
Characters played by Olive Costello
Middle Aged Lady
Characters played by Barbara Crundell
Lady 2
Characters played by Jim Delaney
Double for Father
Characters played by Percy Edwards
Frog Noises
Characters played by Shirley English
Double for Ruth
Characters played by Stuart Fell
Stunt Double for Charles
Characters played by Buzz Ford
Village Workman
Characters played by Walter Gee
Village Workman
Characters played by William Gossling
Pallbearer
Characters played by D. Gough
Guard on Truck
Characters played by Ronald Gough
Lab Assistant
Characters played by Dick Graham
Narration
Characters played by James Haswell
Pallbearer
Characters played by T. Hooper
Truck Driver
Characters played by Paul Howlett
Pallbearer
Characters played by Derek Hunt
Double for Hugo
Characters played by Diana Hutchinson
Young Agatha
Characters played by Karen Jeffrey
Kevin's Sister
Characters played by Linzi Jennings
Schoolgirl
Characters played by M. Kelly
Jenkinson
Characters played by Dave Lolly
Policeman
Characters played by Peter Mann
Kommandant
Characters played by Richard Martin
Smudger
Characters played by John McKerns
Policeman
Characters played by Mike Mungarvan
Double for Uncle Jack
Kevin
Characters played by Tom O'Leary
Pallbearer
Characters played by Ross Parker
Policeman
Characters played by Monika Ringwald
Bearer
Characters played by Terry Sartain
Lab Assistant
Characters played by Paul Satvendar
Tennis Fan
Characters played by Nigel Skeet
Archie Tucker
Characters played by Holly Ann Smith
RSM's Girlfriend
Characters played by Chris St Peters
Village Workman
Characters played by Sumane
Girl in Undergrowth
Characters played by Jason West
Journalist
Characters played by Willow
Schoolgirl
Characters played by Lewis Alexander
Lord Fyffe-Moncrieff
Characters played by Marta Gillot
Miranda's Servant
Characters played by Kenneth Hastwell
Gravedigger
Characters played by Lew Hooper
Mutinous Officer
Characters played by Aileen Lewis
Lady Fyffe-Moncrieff
Characters played by Michael Moore
Double for Lord Bartlesham
Characters played by Jo Peters
Mrs. Partington
Characters played by Gus Roy
Assistant Butler
Characters played by Rex Taylor
Butler
Characters played by Reg Woods
Assistant Butler