Characters played by James Booth
Simon Hamilton
Characters played by Richard Briers
Miles Gannet
Characters played by Julie Ege
Utta Armitage
Characters played by Ronald Fraser
Major Upton
Characters played by Donald Sinden
Jeffrey Armitage
Characters played by Tsai Chin
Madam Greenfly
Characters played by Kenneth Cope
West
Characters played by John Wells
Owltruss
Characters played by Spike Milligan
Customs officer
Characters played by Winnie Holman
Maid
Characters played by Patsy Crowther
Old Lady
Characters played by Patricia Quinn
Chauffeuse
Characters played by Michael Rothwell
Removal Man
Characters played by Michael Sharvell-Martin
Removal Man
Characters played by Richard Beckinsale
Hobbs