Characters played by Leslie Nielsen
Harry Haber
Characters played by Christopher Lloyd
Lawrence 'Larry' Kayvey
Characters played by Matt McCoy
Russ Syracuse
Characters played by Sherry Miller
Valerie Syracuse
Characters played by Amos Crawley
Brandon Ward
Characters played by Cody Jones
Kyle Ward
Characters played by Tabitha Lupien
Molly Ward
Characters played by Tony Rosato
Cliff Haber
Characters played by Lisa LaCroix
Teresa Woolcot
Characters played by Kevin Hicks
Dan Woolcot
Characters played by Tannis Burnett
Mrs. Lachman
Characters played by Edward Heeley
Mr. Lachman
Characters played by Judah Katz
Dr. Leff
Characters played by Ellen-Ray Hennessy
Tracy
Haber's Office Secretary
Characters played by Michael Anderson Jr.
Mr. Nicely
Characters played by Amanda Tapping
Mrs. Nicely
Characters played by Walter Alza
Miguel
Characters played by Victoria Mitchell
Mrs. Olsen
Characters played by Paul Brown
Mr. Keenan
Characters played by Warren Davis
Mr. Loman
Characters played by Stink Fisher
Mr. Ashley
Characters played by Arlene Meadows
Mrs. Wilson
Characters played by Lenore Zann
Elaine Loman
Characters played by Nicholas Rice
Lead Surgeon
Characters played by John French
Short Surgeon
Characters played by Kelli Fox
Nurse
Characters played by David Fraser
Mexican Waiter (With Spanish Accent)
Characters played by Sheila Brand
Tearoom Hostess
Characters played by Christian Laurin
Pretentious Waiter