Characters played by Jon St. John
The Postal Dude
Characters played by David Eddings
Joseph Bellow
Characters played by Mike Jaret
Self
Lovey The Love Boar
Characters played by Vince Desi
Self
Characters played by Laki Skouras
Narrator
Characters played by Justin Elias
Sewer Foreman
Characters played by Dirk Nelson
Prison Warden
Characters played by Eric Varela
Animal Catcher
Characters played by Justin Hill
Skeevy Hotel Owner
Characters played by Andrea Shaw
Radio Caller
Characters played by Sam Garn
Radio Caller
Characters played by Civvie11
Radio Caller
Characters played by Marcus Davis
Male NPC
Characters played by Nathan O. Miller
Male NPC
Characters played by Andy Mack
Male NPC
Characters played by Grant Hunker
Male NPC
Characters played by China Young
Female NPC
Characters played by Mckinlay Jaret-Schachter
Female NPC
Characters played by Athena Apodaca
Female NPC
Characters played by Juan Agguire
El Plago
Characters played by James Avestruz
James Clark
Various Radio Characters
Jizz
Mexican Gang Members
Shito Bandito Leader
Mexican Border Patrol
Characters played by Gloria Barbosa
Police Station Announcer
Characters played by Jordan Belobraydic
Wipe Militant Cultist
Characters played by Anthony Biggers
Police Station Desk Officer
Characters played by Austin Brewer
Mountain Men
Characters played by Dennis Collins
Heister
Characters played by Carter Cruise
Self
Characters played by Zeca Darosa
Random Bystander
Characters played by Noah Deibler
French Cook
Characters played by Nik Eastburn
Menial Mobile Narrator
Characters played by Joshua Faria
Gavin Graham
Characters played by Aaron Haworth
Snooty Scooter Racer
Characters played by Typer Heaps
Random Bystander
Characters played by Max Henderson
Max Wilden
WaiterHater Bro #2
Characters played by Daniel Hickey
Radio Caller
Characters played by Jack Houghton
Associate
Angry Casino Goer
Characters played by Anthony Ingruber
Broken Mask El Plago
Stoned Pet Shop Cashier
Characters played by John Johnson
Gay Bar Caller
Conspiracy Theorist
Characters played by Tanya Kozak
Sensitive Hipster Leaders
WaiterHater Driver
Characters played by Paxton Lee
Tele-Dad Narrator
Dante Tonitini
WaiterHater Bro #2
Station Owner
Leopold The Landlord
Glen
Characters played by Andy Mack
Shop Bystander
Protester
Characters played by Lola Mae
Radio Caller
Characters played by Megan Malanowski
Radio Caller
Characters played by Gianni Matragrano
Dam Foreman
Male Mercenary
Doomsday Cult Leader
Characters played by Samantha Mowbray
Commander Hardrock
Characters played by Ryan O'Connell
Tomb Raider #1
Characters played by George Wild Owl
Random Bystander
Characters played by Ryan Parker
Colleen
Quit Caller
Wanna Murderer
Characters played by Jake Parr
P. Tinklage
Characters played by Chris Peters
Scooter Trial Anouncer
Characters played by Eliseo Rangel
Random Bystander
Characters played by Cas Richardson
Melissa
Twerk Twerk Devolution Announcer
Characters played by Casey Richardson
Entitled Female Casino Patron
Characters played by Arty Schachter
Republican Gubernatorial Candidate
Characters played by Brec Storer
Game Developer Nerd
Characters played by Jeran Ugokwe
Race Announcer
Characters played by Alan Williams
Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate