Characters played by Christopher De Voss
Self
Brooder AI
Narrator
A Horse
AU1
AU5
Barbara Outland
Benny
Bob
Brooder
Burger Beard
Burgermeister Meisterburger
Caricature Man
Charlie Sheen
Chris Pine
Count Chocula
Dennis Rodman
Dobby
Elf 1
Eric Stolz
Ghost Of Vincent Price
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grover
Jeff The Potato
Jeffery Jones
Joe
Joe Piscopo
John Antioco
John Jellybean Benitez
John McClane
Man-At-Arms
Movie Creators
Mr. Game And Watch
Mr. Lawrence
Nearly Headless Nick
Ned Tanen
Nestor the Donkey
Random Tag Player
Red Shirt 2
Ric Flair
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Russian 4
Santa
Skeet Shooter
Skelator
Spock
Squidward
Sydney Shineberg
The Criminologist
Theodore Cleaver
Toad
Tom Petty
Walt
Yokoi
Characters played by Jl Tross
Self
Stallone AI
Mario
AU4
AU8
Alan Rickman
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ben Stein
Billy Zane
Blue
Bob
Bob Dylan
Charlie In The Box
Clerk
Cookie Monster
Crispin Glover
Dan Gilroy
Dolph Lundgren
Don Felder
Elf 2
Elon Musk
Eminem
Fruit Brute
Gordon Ramsey
Grinch
Guard
He-Man
Hiroshi
Hulk Hogan
James
John Hughes
Jumpman
L Ron Hubbard
Macaulay Culkin
Macho Man Randy Savage
Mike Campbell
Mike Tyson
Narrator
Patrick Warburton
Pauly Shore
Plankton
Principal
Red Shirt 3
Reed Hastings
Reverend Run
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Zemeckis
Russian 3
Sean Penn
Snape
Steve
Steven Spielberg
Steven Tyler
Sylvester Stallone
The Narwhal
Tom Kenny
Vince McMahon
William Shatner
Yokoi
Characters played by Laura De Voss
Self
Receptionist
Elmo
Marta AI
Patrick
AU2
AU6
All the Santa Elves
Announcer
B-Rabbit
Columbia Executive
Elf 3
Executive
Gary Goldberg
Girl
HSelf
Jarvis
Lawyer
Lotto
Lucy
Lyckety Splyt
Magenta
Mark Zuckerburg
Moaning Myrtle
Mom
Mrs. Clause
Person
Richard Roeper
Rudolph
Russian 2
The Count
Ticket Taker
William Orbit
Yummy Mummy
Characters played by Sabrina Pierre
Self
Walken AI
The Mandarin
AU3
AU7
Ash Ketchum
Benmont Tench
Bob Gale
Buddy
Buddy the Elf
Elf 4
Elton John
Frankenberry
Frosty
Janet Hirshenson
Jenny
Josh
Luigi
Madonna
Maria Shriver
Mariah Carey
Mark Randolph
Mary Poppins
Michael J Fox
Miss Elizabeth
Narrator
News Lady
Papa Doc
Paul McCartney
Red Shirt 1
Roger Ebert
Russian 1
Safety Announcer
Sandy Cheeks
Scotty
Sexy Woman
She-Ra
Slughorn
Sponge
Spongebob Squarepants
Striker
Teela
Yoshi
Characters played by Nicole Fasone
Self
Characters played by Faraz Gafoor
Self
Characters played by Gary Winograd
Self
Characters played by Craig Raymo
Self
Characters played by Jocelyn De Voss
Hermione Granger
Characters played by Julianne Eggold
Jumping Woman
Characters played by Derek Glascock
Lifeboat Guy
Characters played by Bob Haines
Sven
Characters played by Chad Brockbrader
Lloyd
Characters played by Keith Gawla
Violin Guy
Characters played by Vlado Kekoc
Ice Player
Characters played by Chris Braaten
Santa Claus
Characters played by Toph Green
Poker Player