Characters played by Rob Stefaniuk
Phil the Alien
Characters played by Nicole de Boer
Madame Madame
Characters played by Brad McGinnes
Joey
Characters played by Bruce Hunter
Jones
Characters played by Seán Cullen
Sammy the Alien
Characters played by John Kapelos
The General
Characters played by Boyd Banks
Slim
Characters played by Jason Jones
Agent Orange
Characters played by Graham Greene
Wolf
Characters played by Joe Flaherty
The Beaver
Characters played by Christopher Barry
Thomas
Characters played by Mike Beaver
The Trapper
Characters played by Thick Wilson
Jimmy
Characters played by Claire Brosseau
Michelle
Characters played by Nick Canakis
Gabriel
Characters played by Mary Crosbie
Ginger
Characters played by Brad Hart
Dave
Characters played by Dwayne Hill
Agent Blue
Characters played by Ryan Malcolm
Waiter
Characters played by Robyn Palmer
Sandy
Characters played by Paul Popowich
Rob
Characters played by Stefanie Rodriguez
Young Madame Madame
Characters played by Noam Rosen
Brad
Characters played by Ingrid Veninger
Candy