Characters played by John Houseman
Self - Host
Characters played by Morgan Fairchild
Self - Co-Hostess
Characters played by Rich Hall
Self - Feature Correspondent
Characters played by Bonnie Hellman
Vivian Mongo
Characters played by Mitchell Laurance
Self - Correspondent
Characters played by Jay Leno
Self - Reporter
Characters played by Don Novello
Father Guido Sarducci
Characters played by Martha Quinn
Self - Reporter
Characters played by Jim Staahl
Self - Field Correspondent
Characters played by John Standing
Self - Reporter
Characters played by Jeff Wright
Nude Rancher