Characters played by Jean Shepherd
Ralph
the Man
Scott
Characters played by James Sikking
Old Man
Characters played by Dorothy Lyman
Mom
Characters played by Jerry O'Connell
Young Ralph
Characters played by Jason Clarke Adams
Randy
Characters played by Cameron Johann
Flick
Characters played by Ross Eldridge
Schwartz
Characters played by Bill McDonald
Cop
Characters played by Marjorie O'Neill-Butler
Clerk
Characters played by Edward Logan
Johnson
Characters played by W. Clapham Murray
Archie
Characters played by Frank T. Wells
Zudoc
Characters played by Peter Gerety
Gertz
Characters played by Robert J. Colonna
John
Characters played by Arnie Cox
Ace
Characters played by Leslie Harrell
Mrs. Kissel
Characters played by Dorothy Chiesa
Animal Shelter Assistant
Characters played by Martin Rayner
Chauffeur
Characters played by Annabelle Weenick
Colette
Characters played by John William Galt
Grannie
Characters played by Peyton E. Park
Gas Station Attendant
Characters played by Desmond Dhooge
Ollie
Characters played by Daphne
Fuzzhead
Characters played by Robin Eddins
Office worker
Characters played by Craig Dawson
Lennie