Characters played by Steve Guttenberg
Roger
Characters played by Bill Dana
Mr. Plitzky
Characters played by Fran Ryan
Mrs. Belmont
Characters played by Jerry Maren
Morris
Characters played by Stuart Pankin
Tuttle
Characters played by Edie McClurg
Marion
Junior's Mother
Characters played by Phil Rubenstein
Rico
Characters played by Victoria Carroll
Frankie's Woman
The Secretary's Head
Woman in Hallway
Characters played by William Lanteau
Skit Performer
The Timid Man
Timid Man
Characters played by Brett Baxter Clark
Randy
Skit Performer
Characters played by Bob Hastings
Skit Performer
Dexter
Junior's Father
Junior's Father
Characters played by Gary Owens
Skit Performer
Talk Show Host
The Talk Show Host
Characters played by Jack Kruschen
Skit Performer
Judge
The Judge
Characters played by Hillary B. Smith
Karen
Characters played by Brianne Leary
Sharon
Characters played by Johnny Haymer
Gunter
Characters played by Roselyn Royce
Mrs. Gullickson
Characters played by Michael Jacobs
The Cereal Boy
Characters played by Lillian Müller
Miss Wexler
Characters played by Ron Richards
Junior's Doctor
Characters played by William Callaway
Harry the Hippo
Characters played by Warren Munson
Commercial Doctor
The Commercial Doctor
Characters played by Gregg Berger
Allen
Distrosis Victim
Characters played by Ed Arnold
The Newscaster
Characters played by Bruce Glover
Interviewer
The Interviewer
Characters played by Sidney Miller
Bum
The Bum
Characters played by Mitchell Edmonds
The Warden
Characters played by Rick Williamson
Skit Performer
Characters played by Eugene Roche
The Boss's Head
Characters played by Michael Frost
The Groucho Groom
Characters played by Jeff DeHart
The Groucho Priest
Characters played by Alan Feiman
The Groucho Bride
Characters played by Michael Young
W. Emmett Klavington
Characters played by Mike Parnell
Junior
Characters played by Randy Bennett
Cousin Lyle
Characters played by Lloyd Peter Oliphant
Boris
Characters played by Robin Bach
The Salesman
Characters played by Renny Temple
The Customer
Characters played by Bartine Burkett
The Old Lady
Characters played by Ham Larsen
The Bratty Kid
Characters played by Jennifer Chase
Regina
Characters played by Ed Arnold
Newscaster
Characters played by Ted Zeigler
The Cop
Characters played by Raf Mauro
Man #1
Characters played by Marco Lopez
The Military Man
Characters played by Jerry Stiller
Carmine Turner
Characters played by Ron Palillo
Phil
Characters played by Jack Carter
Marty
Characters played by Corky Pigeon
Woodchuck Bobby
Characters played by Phil Proctor
The Customer
Characters played by Chuck Mitchell
Rocko Lumas
Characters played by Gerald Okamura
The Mate
Characters played by James Reynolds
FBI Agent #2
Characters played by Robert Sutton
The Assassin
Characters played by Jerry Fujikawa
The Commander
Characters played by Joe Baker
Woodchuck Leader
Characters played by Mike Darnell
Junior
Characters played by Greg Monaghan
Man in Hallway
Characters played by John E. Bristol
Yukon Dan
Characters played by Michael G. Kelly
FBI Agent #1