Characters played by Shannon Tweed
Sharon Bell
Characters played by Robert Davi
Sergeant Crane
Characters played by Andrew Dice Clay
Oz aka Raymond Ulysses Brice
Characters played by Roddy Piper
Ice
Characters played by Nicholas Campbell
Vic
Characters played by John Colicos
Senator Donald Wilson
Characters played by James Purcell
Captain Henricks
Characters played by Judith Scott
Nancy Polson
Characters played by Louis Wrightman
Que
Characters played by Keram Malicki-Sánchez
Cal
Characters played by J.D. Nicholsen
Zed
Characters played by Polly Shannon
Candice 'Candy' Wilson
Miss U.S.A.
Characters played by Bridget Griggs
Kellee White
Miss Canada
Characters played by Kyrin Hall
Nikki Westhill
Miss England
Characters played by Chandra West
Maria
Miss Germany
Characters played by Joanna Bacalso
Malou
Miss Philippines
Characters played by Julie Armstrong
Isabel LeClaire
Miss France
Characters played by Hugo Dann
Show Director
Characters played by George Kash
Joe (Security Guard)
Characters played by Jason Blicker
Roger Stalwart
Characters played by Seymour Blicker
Roger's Father
Characters played by Louis Valere
Security Guard
Characters played by Richard Waugh
Leslie
Characters played by Victor Ertmanis
Sergeant Zelinsky
Characters played by Richard Yearwood
Young Cop
Characters played by Robert Bockstael
Sapper
Characters played by Douglas O'Keeffe
Commander
Characters played by Nigel Hamer
Medic