Characters played by Paul Rudd
John
Characters played by Patton Oswalt
Elliot
Characters played by Hannibal Buress
The Nerd King
Characters played by Kate Micucci
Sally
Characters played by Riki Lindhome
Linda
Characters played by Matt Ballard
First Butler
Reporter Matt
Characters played by Eric Bauza
Anchorman Eric
Characters played by Tommy Blacha
Pharmacist
Characters played by Becky Boxer
Anchorwoman Donna
Characters played by Richard Christy
Confused Woman
Characters played by Dana Davis
Detective Cassidy
Characters played by John Ennis
Detective Donahue
Characters played by Julie Galdieri
Reporter Cathy
Characters played by Sal Governale
Fire Chief
Characters played by Jess Harnell
Reporter Jess
Characters played by Mike Judge
Archie
Characters played by Sally Kirkland
Older Woman
Characters played by Christopher McCulloch
Publicist
Characters played by Scott Mosier
Policeman
Characters played by Laraine Newman
Mrs. McCullers
Characters played by Georgette Perna
Youngster
Characters played by Shannon Prynoski
Dispatcher Voice
Characters played by Paul Scheer
Marvin Masterson
Characters played by Reid Scott
Brett Anderson
Second Butler
Characters played by Molly Shannon
Business Woman
Characters played by Laura Silverman
Policewoman
Characters played by Brendon Small
Mr. Kelly
Characters played by Dana Snyder
Confused Guy #2
Characters played by Lily Sparks
Waitress
Characters played by Bob Stephenson
Friendly Cop
Confused Guy #1
Characters played by Cree Summer
Reporter Sassy
Characters played by Chloe Trujillo
French Maid
Characters played by Dave Willis
Timmy
Characters played by Charlyne Yi
Becky